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#308078* (?/27) ⚐Flag
< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area
< rev> it was a carpet factory/ ww2 weapons factory, so there was a railroad into here
< rev> railroad corp dont need permits to dig around their tracks
< rev> so porn companies came in and ordered fiber
< rev> and how there is fiber the tech companies came
< rev> 5 years ago, if you worked late chances were you would walk into an exibitionist scene being filmed while getting to your car
< rev> good times back then.
#309636* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<@Jano> Last time I ordered pizza the delivery chick got stuck in the elevator for an hour.
<@Jano> And when she got out she told me she didn't have my pizza.
<@Jano> It was great.
<@Lorkki> did she eat it
<@Jano> No. She just didn't have it. She had the wrong stuff.
<@Jano> They hadn't even made it.
#310893* (?/12) ⚐Flag
xxx:My younger brother called me a child demoversion;_;
yyy:What do you expect from a backup copy?
Comment: siblings
#311026* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<early90spants> someone's playing the worst fucking music on our office speakers
<Dixioli> cowboy christmas?
<early90spants> first it was a song from that fucking linkin park jay-z bullshit and now they're playing the thong song
<Dixioli> or worse
<Dixioli> oh boy
<early90spants> i'm in hell
<early90spants> i'm just gonna leave 20 minutes early, i can't take this shit. i'm out
<early90spants> NOW THEY'RE PLAYING CREED
<early90spants> i just sent an email to HR
<H> "Dear HR.  This music sucks.  I'm going home.  Mail me my paycheck.  ~Signed: Pants."
#306781* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> I keep getting dates FARRR into BCE... Unless the cavemen formatted their paintings as JPEG, I'm pretty sure that is wrong -_-'Comment: #On decoding EXIF tags.
#309334* (?/26) ⚐Flag
(Duck) kim: You're from Toronto, aren't you.
(Duck) Aren't you, kim.
<-- Quits: kim [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]
--> Joins: [kim_ (~IRIS@mwf-644-222-71-528.tor.primus.ca) to #ext3]
(kim_) Now none of you can see where I live. The screen has been cleared. :3
-!- kim_ has changed nicknames to kim
(Doc) just because you clear your screen doesn't mean other screens get cleared. some people even have logs
(kim) Why wasn't I informed of this. D:
#308074* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> grrr network hiccup
<ENKI-][> you should hold your breath while drinking jolt and whistling the 2600Hz tone in order to get rid of network hiccups
#297622* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Bot190: Firefox is complaining that opening 17 tabs might slow it down
Warchamp7: I have 25+ tabs open most of the time
Warchamp7: My Firefox doesn't complain
Warchamp7: It doesn't say a thing
Warchamp7: And it when it crashes, it apologizes
Warchamp7: That's how a browser should be
#309049* (?/19) ⚐Flag
(a conversation started about somebody who discovered that his wife was having an affair with an employee of his, in an IT workplace)
[starbuck] i wanna respond with something like "make your wife private"
[fever] if she's a hipster tell him to make her abstract
[starbuck] he's not a hipster definitely
[starbuck] he's someone's superior
[starbuck] i guess he can have the final word
[fever] well he can't keep working like this... he needs a static work environment
[starbuck] i think he should handle it with class
[fever] //to-do: something with a code pun
[fever] nothing comes to mind right now
[starbuck] do you think that if he forgives her she will return?
[fever] i don't know, maybe he sees women as objects
[starbuck] i wonder why she cheated on him
[starbuck] maybe he's not her type
[fever] true, maybe she just made an exception by dating him in the first place
[fever] dude
[fever] i told vangelis and he asked
[fever] "did he catch them on the act?"
[starbuck] if he had, it could have ended with double penetration
[fever] i think that's out of bounds
[starbuck] you think she's not sexually attracted to her husband anymore?
[starbuck] perhaps
[starbuck] perhaps she has the employee for sex and the husband is just a good listener
[fever] oh god
[fever] that was awesome
[fever] the setup
[fever] the finishing line
[fever] good work dude
[starbuck] we're horrible
[starbuck] we're laughing at his expense
[starbuck] that poor guy must feel a terrible void
[fever] well he went and made his problem public, you can't blame us
[starbuck] that's true
[starbuck] i just hope they had protected sex
[fever] should we just ask him later for an update?
[fever] or maybe he should just fuck other women to get it out of his system
[starbuck] i don't know if i agree
[starbuck] these things usually need a very specific method
[fever] true, there are many variables to take into consideration
[starbuck] exactly
[starbuck] for starters, an issue like this easily extends into the workplace
[fever] i might be out of puns for the moment
[starbuck] so it has come to this
[starbuck] this is what it looks like
[fever] super(yes)
[starbuck] damn
[starbuck] how do you think it all happened anyway?
[starbuck] how did they even meet?
[starbuck] perhaps she came to the husband's workplace wearing only a string?
[fever] fuck
[fever] SOMETHING WITH INTEGER
[starbuck] ah, i don't know about that
[starbuck] considering she left her husband who's the boss for a mere employee
[starbuck] i'd say we are dealing with a long
[fever] maybe he just needs a new wife
[fever] //so simple... why didn't i think of this before
[starbuck] but i'm curious
[starbuck] does the other guy have a long penis?
[starbuck] or a sixpack?
[starbuck] or is he smart?
[starbuck] or maybe he has all of the above
[starbuck] maybe he has the whole package
[fever] well maybe it's good
[fever] maybe they should take a break
[starbuck] oh nice
[starbuck] i didn't expect that
[starbuck] i don't think i can handle it
[fever] you should try at least
[starbuck] i am
[starbuck] but i'm afraid my puns are becoming too generic
[fever] and i think i'm using the same ones over and over
[fever] we're in a loop
[starbuck] true
#302962* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<sunabozu> ZAON MY BOY
<sunabozu> HOW ARE YOU?!
<zaon> QUITE WELL SIR, QUITE WELL INDEED
<zaon> JUST GOT MY NADS SNIPPED
<zaon> BASKING IN THE GLORY OF NOT WORRYING ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN
<sunabozu> wat
#309364* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Tak> Also there was this little fat kid
<Tak> who was in there for his first time
<Tak> and he sits down in the holding cell
<Tak> and asks the guy next to him, "is it really as bad in here as they show on TV?"
<Tak> and everyone in the room just stopped talking and looked at him
<Tak> I have NEVER seen anyone hazed so badly
<Tak> Within 10 minutes, they had him believing he was gonna get raped.
<Tak> He only moved around the room with his back against the wall.
<Tak> There was this old junkie in there named Chuck, who just looks like a total rapist, and they told him that chuck likes little white boys.
<Tak> and Chuck is just eying him up and down, then the guy telling him all this shit is telling the kid he will protect him and shit.
<Tak> so he tells the kid to "come here"
<Tak> and the kid just skootches across the floor on his butt toward the guy
<Tak> and everyone just starts laughing so hard
Comment: Protip: Tak just got out of jail. irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
#309732* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<~Cynical> If it comes down to it and the need to smoke is really high, I'm pretty sure I could make a fire and sterilize a shoe to make a bowl out of that, but I wouldn't want to do that
<~Cynical> being an eagle scout makes crafting bowls and bongs so much easieer
< Teryakywind|Molly> holy shit another eagle scout?
< Teryakywind|Molly> you have no idea how many stoners I've met that are eagle scouts
< Teryakywind|Molly> what troop were ya with?
< me-tan> I'm no scout, but I can improvise a lot of stuff
<~Cynical> 246
<~Cynical> I met one of my smoking buddies there.  Actually, he's the one who introduced me to pot
< Teryakywind|Molly> 427 here
< Teryakywind|Molly> Ours was the fuck-up troop :P
< Teryakywind|Molly> the ones constantly in trouble at summer camp for shit like chasing flocks of turkeys off cliffs
< me-tan> lol wut
< Teryakywind|Molly> seriously
<&Anonyfurb_> That's pretty hilarious.
< Teryakywind|Molly> we wiped out the entire population of turkeys on the east side of Gus Blass
< Teryakywind|Molly> to this day you will only hear them over near the trading post
Comment: gobblegoooooooo~~~~~
#302809* (?/11) ⚐Flag
Foxhound: So, you're 18. You can do everything now.
Foxhound: Even drink, which I can't legally do yet.
Foxhound: Stupid US and it's culture of drinking til you can't stand up.
Foxhound: I blame our English/Irish heritage.
Foxhound: I mean, in Ireland, you can farm, drink, and occasionally shoot at the Catholics/Protestants. Not much else to do there. England is much the same, minus the religious strife, plus the soccer hooligans.
#302821* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<noka>How is to Hentai AMV coming?
<gizz>:(
<noka>what happend
<gizz>his part failed
<gizz> so no i'm working on both
<noka> ok let me recap
<noka>You where both doing it together
<noka>Then his part failed
<noka>And now you have to finish yourself?
<gizz>Yes :P
Comment: :P
#310603* (?/3) ⚐Flag
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome.
#310620* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<CS> day 2 without a Video Card:
<CS> Morale is low. itch for HD games growing. have to rely on Wii U for sustinence
#310726* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<@Duns_Scrotus> ##electronics is not happy with my realization that GaAs should be pronounced "gay ass"
#303719* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Life247> Does anyone here know much about Gimp the imaging program?
<remaniac> I know that paint.NET is easier than GIMP
<Gimp> why on earth is everyone obsessed with image editing in this bloody channel?
<Yanni> Hahaha.
<Gimp> Seriously. I'm in around 20 channels on various networks, and this is the ONLY ONE that I get random pings from.
<Gimp> Hell, I'm in channels dedicated to discussing open source software and I get next to no notifications from those that aren't aimed at me
<Gimp> I think I need to case sensitize my notifications.
<remaniac> Hahaha.
<remaniac> That would help a bit. But Life used Gimp, whereas I used GIMP. so...
* ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #n
<ska> hey, are there any image makers in the audience?
<ska> i need a wallpaper pronto
#301706* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<the_seraphim> ive taped up all my fingers... so my nails heal before they fall off
<the_seraphim> makes it... different, to type
<Capn_Refsmmat> err
<Capn_Refsmmat> what exactly did you do to them?
<the_seraphim> several things...
<the_seraphim> remember our discussion about strong bases and skin
<Capn_Refsmmat> were you the one snubbing gloves?
<the_seraphim> aye captain
<Capn_Refsmmat> oh dear.
<Capn_Refsmmat> and how did that go for you?
<the_seraphim> well... got some on my fingers, went "oww!" shook my hands and smacked them on a wall
<the_seraphim> ive still got... some skin
<Capn_Refsmmat> shaking hands works wonders for getting chemicals off, I understand
<Capn_Refsmmat> far better than things like sinks
<the_seraphim> well i then went to a sink...
<the_seraphim> hence why ive still got /some/ skin left
<Capn_Refsmmat> invest in any gloves yet?
<the_seraphim> yeah.... huge rubber gauntlets
#310144* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> BTW
<@DrtySOUTH> There's going to be a live documentary this weekend.
<@DrtySOUTH> Apparently a group is going to dig up the cache of E.T. cartridges, live.
<@Taryn> cool.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're portraying this as "unearthing an ancient tomb".
<@Taryn> 1983 is now ancient? O_O
<@YelseyKing> Haw.
<@Nicole> oh I heard about that
<@Nicole> I thought all the cartridges were bulldozed and such
<@DrtySOUTH> Dunno.
<@DrtySOUTH> Apparently not.
<@Nicole> well then
<@Nicole> I hope it ends with them playing the game and then deciding to cover it all up again
#308117* (?/42) ⚐Flag
Baljem: BBC News Headline "'GPS brain cells' seen in pigeons"
Baljem: look, dipshits, it may come as a surprise
Baljem: but there are perfectly good methods of navigation that existed for quite some time before GPS
Baljem: so could we /please/ stop referring to anything to do with being able to fucking navigate as 'satnav' and 'GPS'?  before I have to come and smack you around a bit?  kthx
RS_Asleep: Baljem: Now they could use an iPhone and have always up-to-date information and the pigeon could use them 53 brain cells for something else! ;)
Baljem: impossible
Baljem: nothing with 53 or more brain cells would buy an iPhone in the first place ;)
#309794* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Pincushion> anyway, my quandary over whether to delete the mp3s just because the lead singer was a monster became a lot easier when I realized that their music is dreadful.
<cINg|lunch> so why did you buy them in the first place?
* Pincushion blinks
<Pincushion> 'buy' ?
#304441* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Ford> Man
<Ford> If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian
<omegawill> Really?
<omegawill> I don't know I mean I guess I hadn't thought about it
<omegawill> I guess if I were a woman I'd be an accountant
#111944* (?/47) ⚐Flag
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#307112* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Snooper> Shade: I like my women how I like my coffee.
<Snooper> I don't like coffee.
<Snooper> Makes me sick. :c
Comment: Snooper is incredibly homosexual
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