<@Skittles_Goddess> it takes some guts to be the small penis guy
<@teejay> you have no idea
<@teejay> oh shit
<Annie> Vagina ^_^
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<Golvmopp> o.o
<Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE
<Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE
<Some> What is a girl? :o
<Golvmopp> I read about them in a magazine
<Golvmopp> They are like us, but they like horses.
<zach[w]> You know, I really think the phrase "Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.[citation needed]" is a perfect description of Wikipedia.
Canadian BLT: sorry, I just turned on my comp then went upstairs for a while
Duff: pfft
Duff: My computer is on 24/7
Canadian BLT: i need to turn mine off every once in a while, i feel that it runs a lot better if i turn it off, let it rest then turn it on again
Duff: you realize it's not a bunch of slave gnomes inside running everything right?
<@ben> i've annoyed finance by putting 'sysadmin food' instead of 'Domino's Pizza' on my expenses form
atari2600a: People still use that gross Antivirus stuff?
blargg: People keep using that gross operating system.
<w00bi> wait question
<w00bi> if you dont masturbate, dont you have a wet dream?
<sash> i assume
<Drunken_irishman> i wouldnt know
<w00bi> I've never had a wet dream
<doubledown> i wouldnt know
<sba> no idea
<celeste> that is my least favorite thing in the whole world
<ilanbg> what?
<celeste> that everytime i try to be intimidating or mean you just think it's cute!
<ilanbg> dude, how did you think calling me a "meany butt" could be intimidating or mean
<azn_jesus> also, I think I won at oktobervfest
<azn_jesus> I'm not sure what I won but I have some chick's stockings on my pants
<azn_jesus> scratch that, I seem to be in her car
<azn_jesus> I think she's telling me we're going to my place
<azn_jesus> yup, at my place now
<azn_jesus> passing out now, brb
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere...
<gabe> mozilla and this java chat seem to hate each other
<gabe> maybe it will be better on IE
<gabe> fingers crossed
<Xyzyxx> gabe, you should download a real IRC client
<gabe> yeah. and get a virus? no thanks
<Xyzyxx> irc clients don't usually come with viruses :P
<gabe> zonealarm would beg to differ
<ilanbg> dude, during the debate Palin was pwning Obama on the way he was voting
<ilanbg> and two or three times Biden just responded, "first of all, McCain voted the same way......"
<ilanbg> and I wish there was just a crowd there that could be like, "ohhhhhhh"
<ilanbg> instead of a moderator, the debated needed an M.C.
<ilanbg> who could go, "oh snap, homie, you just got SERVED"
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions
<TerrorBite> Parse error: parse error, unexpected spanish inquisition in /var/www/index.php on line 51
<NotoriousOIT> bwaha
<kazin> I'm sure the author wasn't expecting that.
SeanieG123: so we have to make this cartoon thing for Oedipus in english right?
SeanieG123: i'm trying to decide if a "mommy and me" photo album would be crossing a line
[17:44:06] <@Prophet> dude do this
[17:44:10] <@Prophet> write a letter
[17:44:14] <@Prophet> make up letterhead
[17:44:17] <@Prophet> with your name on it
[17:44:21] <@Prophet> mail it certified
[17:44:25] <@Prophet> it will get on their desk
[17:44:36] <@Prophet> as opposed to some email bin some secretary reads
[17:50:10] <@alchy> wonder if the letterhead and envelope was like
[17:50:11] <@alchy> #vanity, EFnet
[17:50:13] <@alchy> would it be opened
[17:50:23] <@alchy> and the entire letter is an irc log
[17:50:28] <@wckd> probably sent to FBi
BigPapaSmurf695: what the hell is a nosegay
az721: it's like a bouquet
BigPapaSmurf695: oh
BigPapaSmurf695: i figured they just put nose and gay together to make a silly name
BigPapaSmurf695: its like saying earhomo
BigPapaSmurf695: or eyefag
az721: ok, i think we should really try to get earhomo into the lexicon
<Zero_0> I need some help with something
<Zero_0> How do I aquire a password hash from a user profile from a internet form?
<pooktopus> Easy, Zero_0. You use wget to download the profile, store the page as a string, then sha1($page) it.
<pooktopus> Or MD5() if you're peculiar.
<Zero_0> I can do md5
<Zero_0> thanx
<Praz> man, listening to this brings back so few memories
<Praz> mainly just the one, same memory of me sitting in front of a computer but just different applications running on the screen
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is.
<smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the biggest prime number
stephen: i win bitch
reese: i was lagging
stephen: wtf
reese: yeah dude total lag
stephen: we were playing chess...
<Anarkii> Security staff in the airport's Qantas domestic terminal discovered a number of passengers had made it to their gate just before 6.30pm (AEST) without proper security screening
<+brad`> how can you tell someone hasnt been properly screened?
<rioter> brad` they are not walking like they just got fucked in the arse
keegan: has anyone made a "Super Lehman Bros" videogame yet?
keegan: you jump and hit the block but instead of coins falling out you get worthless mortgage-backed securities
keegan: also put expensive suits on mario and luigi
AzuiSleet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ortzinator: is that a "penis caught in zipper" scream or a "omg i just lost 3 hours worth of code" scream?