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#235864 (909/1005) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tom> here's a tip, you can't substitute a washing machine for a dish washer
<Ben> ...
<Tom> can you hear the noise from up the street?
<Ben> no... which way around did you mix them up?
<Tom> I tried cutlery in the washing machine. it's scratching the door up
<Ben> !!!!!! are you insane?
<Tom> nowai
<Ben> knives at 1200RPM
<Tom> it won't be 1200RPM
<Ben> it will when it gets to the spin cycle
<Tom> !
<Tom> brb
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