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#5522 (7/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves |
#5710 (7/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :)
<Spellweav> best dish is the one you can carry with you..your ol' hand
<Freaksh0> the same can be applied to toilepaper
<Spellweav> well..no need to take everything to an extreme :)
<Spellweav> I actually meant it ;)
<Freaksh0> Spellweav , yeah, me too
<Spellweav> heh..ok..now I know what presents I should get you guys |
#5770 (7/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere. |
#5782 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djm> irc's my anti-drug |
#6210 (7/190) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs.
<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable" |
#6310 (7/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened. |
#6353 (7/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE |
#6418 (7/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF |
#7527 (7/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married. |
#8449 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :) |
#8668 (7/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream. |
#8700 (7/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism |
#8801 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body!
<cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts..
<cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++
<cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool
<cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made? |
#8863 (7/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut |
#9565 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> rpm?
<[S]evered> 7200
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<[S]evered> yes
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
<[S]evered> connected |
#10409 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"
<Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department?"
<Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "A whole department?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes"
<Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"
<Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed Network'."
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "More important?"
<Encapsulate> "Yea."
<Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network" |
#10684 (7/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time — where should I do it, and how can I make it the most |
#10686 (7/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm? |
#10940 (7/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ? |
#11595 (7/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right? |
#12897 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?
<Carter> I thought it was about urine!
<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket |
#13121 (7/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<i_am_pi> i love QDB./
<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.
<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny |
#13295 (7/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here |
#13393 (7/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =( |
#13417 (7/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit |
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