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#240084* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slakr> I don't know why, but goatse seems, in a very strange way, poetic when it's juxtaposed with american politics
<slakr> americans over-emphasizing personal qualities over actual ability very much seems to me to be americans stretching their anuses wide open; it's like valuing the salesman's personality over the deal you're getting. |
#240336* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Prysorra: Sir the internets are invading! Ready the Tom Cruise Missiles!
Mycolostomybagleaked : Tom Cruise Missile number one loaded and ready to fire on your command, sir!
stephenv: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
maukdaddy: Direct hit! Readying missile number two!
sunshine-x: I feel the need - the need for speed!
maukdaddy: Another direct hit! Readying missile number three!Comment: On the "fail" sign at the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee 2008
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#242679* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Very Good SiteComment: Very Good Site
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#243611* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Brent> <Skeetobite> We;re about an hour due west of Tampa
<+Brent> an hour due WEST?
<@CoredesatChikai> Brent: yeah, didn't you know?
<@CoredesatChikai> Skeetobite lives on a buoy in the Gulf of MexicoComment: Open Google Earth, go 60 mi west of Tampa, and see where you are.
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#243891* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Tyrothkaze : kik
Tyrothkaze : ...
Tyrothkaze : kik?
Tyrothkaze : wtf.
Rose ln December : fail
Tyrothkaze : Kluts and Idiots Klan?
Rose ln December : ha ha
Rose ln December : I belong to that club
Rose ln December : er...I should anyways
Rose ln December : it just descibes me
Rose ln December :...describes***
Rose ln December : point in case.... |
#244191* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
"If I die before I turn 30 I hope it will be because of my liver" |
#244437* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Best wishes,Comment: Best wishes,
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#244914* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zap0> flush() is what i use to flush the output?
<zap0> is there anything else i need to know?
<ss23> Yes
<ss23> After you flush(), put the seat_down() :) |
#245245* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You Might Be Interested In thisYou Have a Great Site, Good Job,Comment: You Might Be Interested In thisYou Have a Great Site, Good Job,
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#245460* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
stragenism: I heard Baltimore is where you want to go to get shanked, though
stragenism: Like you can get shanked on the streets of rich neighborhoods
haker1337: yeah, thats south side.
haker1337: north side is nice.
haker1337: like
stragenism: Shank side
haker1337: i live in towson
haker1337: 89% white
stragenism: Now, wait just a second
stragenism: Where do you get off implying that race is a factor in criminal activity!
stragenism: There's not enough fried chicken stores in north side, is all
haker1337: Ahahahaha
haker1337: By design
stragenism: Roflmao
stragenism: 300 years ago:
stragenism: Let there be no Church's Chicken, nor KFC, nor Popeye's upon the brow of the city, wherein caucasian folks may live in harmony |
#246503* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<celeste> i mean, it's not fun, but it's not bad. but you can't say you're ambivalent about being cock slapped.
<celeste> you just can't |
#247521* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@poet> heat pads FTW :-D
<~Akaula> i love them , in fact abuse them when its cold rofl
<~Akaula> they really warm up a bed fast!
<simen> my bed is too warm
<simen> especially when my dog is in it
<simen> and that sounded awful |
#248268* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Neo> i wanna taste obama!!!111 |
#249569* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kathryn> I open my mouth and feel a sticky strand |
#250746* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DeadYak: Ingo usually uses -j2
ddew|bofh: it worrks for me when i'm just updating the build but not when doing a full rebuild
helf2: your mom usually used -OOOOOOO
helf2: ^_^
ddew|bofh: *badadish*
*DeadYak slaps helf |
#252620* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
jomast: .8ball is sal gay?
MW-enforcer2: Ofcourse
Bacio: .8ball does jo like the cock?
MW-enforcer2: Yeah!
Bacio: so enthusiastic
Sykopathik: took longer than i thought for someone using the bot to gay bash |
#252884* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
WonderfulCheck This Amazing Site! Informative,Comment: WonderfulCheck This Amazing Site! Informative,
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#256672* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alex> so I have a new hobby
<Alex> I enjoy answering the missed connections on Craigs list
<Alex> as the person that it was written too
<Alex> and saying that I think you were talking about mee
<Alex> and saying that the reason I was looking at them was a booger, something on their face, etc
<Alex> and finishing the email stating that the person in the writer wanted is gay |
#256701* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
4DDGco hi webmasttersComment: 4DDGco hi webmastters
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#258452* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
griffdude: ...and when you restart firefox the new ad-blocker add-on will be there.
griffdude: no more ads
maddii: thank jesus.
griffdude: your welcome.
griffdude: :)
griffdude: btw I'm jesus.Comment: msn conversation. I'm 'maddii'
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#259230* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Axoren: So gAmmA, how small is it?
Eff Bawmb: bow chicka bow wow
gAmmA: ur attention span?
gAmmA: about 1nm
Axoren: lolComment: The True Version Of #259226
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#259309* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
vic> let's see how long we can go without crossing the line
john> I couldn't help myself. the way that toddler was bending over like that...
<vic> i'll be the sting ray and you be steve irwin--put your sack in my mouth and imitate his death
<john> 3 seconds a new best! |
#260689* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VGamerJ|iRO|Valk> grrr... internet dying or something
<VGamerJ|iRO|Valk> My tubes are tied. :x
<AJC> lol
<AJC> epic fail
* AJC has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#264021* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«+TheFool» my new 1tb hdd arrived 6:30PM on the 31st
«+TheFool» guess what
«+TheFool» left at front door
«+TheFool» when i came back home, GONE
«+TheFool» fucking turds
«+TheFool» someone got a free 1tb hard drive
«+TheFool» on my $$Comment: hahahaha
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#264868* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
QuincyArcherIshi: ARE YOU READY FOR ERECTION DAY TOMORROW?
UltraBlue Yuushi: 8|
UltraBlue Yuushi: I am.
UltraBlue Yuushi: I'm arrways ready for erection day.
QuincyArcherIshi: rororor
UltraBlue Yuushi: I'm a reriaburr, productive asian citizen of the united statesComment: We're speaking engrish
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