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#224448* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* @LE can't help but burst into laughter at Ahnuld being interviewed on CNN in response to the LA quake
<@CoredesatChikai> LE: oh god
<@CoredesatChikai> "Earthquake! GET TO DA CHOPPA NOW!" |
#224690* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ColPanic> adimarco: how's the new launch going?
<adimarco> fuck you. that's how. |
#224932* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<demo`dawGen> I asked cause I had a few questions, not because I wanted children (or very immature grown-ups) to answer like that.
<newb> not much point asking on the net then
<newb> imo |
#225258* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Drolhtis> Hey Id, use a lead pipe it's more effective.
* Id bites Nebuchan's nose with a lead pipe
<Drolhtis> I ment hit him with a lead pipe.
<Id> oh
* Id bites Nebuchan's head with a lead pipe
<Sho> lol
<Drolhtis> Also your name is missing 3 letters.
<Sho> who the fuck has lead piping nowadays anyway
* Cirabeau grabs the pipe and whcks Id in the head with it
<Sho> that shit is poisonous
* Id lul dodges
<Drolhtis> Id is missing an iot in his name.Comment: Drolhtis, Id, and Sho, and Cirabeau in #twokinds, as Drolhtis kindly points out Id's flaw
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#225430* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
zork: I should clean my computer more often, I have bugs comming out underneath it when I move it. |
#226799* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RainbowEyes> WTF
<RainbowEyes> I have a virus on mIRC?
<Deano> PRetty much
<RainbowEyes> How the Hell did a virus get through MY firewall
<Kensuke_Kitty> XD
<Kensuke_Kitty> Oh, man.
<Kensuke_Kitty> That's bashworthy.
<Kensuke_Kitty> Can I quote that?
<RainbowEyes> ...
<RainbowEyes> Lomax, I'm about to fucking kick his ass |
#226912* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kamiyama> sweet duckling mummy zombie jesus pokemon master!
<SweetDucklingJesus> sweet and SOUR duckling mummy zombie jesus pokemon master |
#226961* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Brennan: I need to go back to France and seduce some women
Brennan: except I forgot French. fuck
Steven: that sentence would be much funnier without the period |
#227249* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
***ct tags shiz into the ring, goes to the corner to adjust the luchador mask
ct: damn it, I need a luchador mask
nerdguy: it'd make the days you come in to work so much more pleasant |
#227582* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aerv> God, I've seen pictures of an abortion right after it's sucked out (unfortunately)
<Aerv> And what I just did to that toilet looked so much like that picture |
#227984* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You REally Have TO See This...,Comment: You REally Have TO See This...,
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#228970* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Caturdayz> DICKS
<_> (you have a small one)
<antiroach> he has 2
<antiroach> hence the S
<Caturdayz> yes, 2
<Caturdayz> and they're very large
<Caturdayz> as large as an elephant's trunk
<antiroach> grow up
<Caturdayz> as in your girlfriend saying "holy shit, my vagina is now in my lungs!" |
#229117* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MegaworM> STUFF A COCK IN IT, OSM.
<MegaworM> SOCK*
<Easy_D> o_o
<OSM> o_o
<MegaworM> O_O
<TP> XDComment: #ZFGC, irc.windfyre.net
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#229627* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Candidates Promise National-Service Initiatives washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/11/AR2008091103788.htmlComment: Candidates Promise National-Service Initiatives washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/11/AR2008091103788.html
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#229818 (5/145) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chicane> Sex And The City EXTENDED DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX
<chicane> sigh
<chicane> another release
<Atrius> I already thought that sarah jessica parker's nose was extended enough |
#230823* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zerox> My dick isnt too big, granted its about half an inch under average
<Sig> s/under average//
<micahkatze> regexp to the rescue |
#231077* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<variable> pic ?
<fluffles> i dont have any programmable interrupt controllers no :P |
#231516* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Picklesurprise> So i feel retarded. I was checking posts on the stompfest forums, and I go: " i wonder what's up at stompfest" so i put stompfest.com in the URL. wow. tard award. |
#232288* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<puzl> how do you spot the difference between a canadian and an american pretending to be canadian?
<brik|hmm> lipstick |
#232659* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Corra says: We're still going to pmall tmr right?
Corra says: Is Becca still coming?
leon says: ughh, i just opend my coke.
Corra says: That's nice. >_>
~Face the Day~ has been added to the conversation.
leon says: it exploded all ove rmy keyboard man
leon says: well almots
leon says: **** i new i shook it to hard
~Face the Day~ says: u sick ****s. u to jen wtf -__-
~Face the Day~ has left the conversation.
Corra says: LOLOL
leon says: HAHAHAHAHA |
#232686* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACKComment: Efnet #politics
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#233354* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(8:57:30 PM) mark: flexbot is stupid
(8:57:39 PM) mark: lol
(8:57:53 PM) jack: Just like every bot out there
(8:58:05 PM) jack: except for that robot I saw in Dubai!
(8:58:12 PM) jack: Man! He scared the shit out of me
(8:58:48 PM) jack: I asked him to shake my hand
(8:58:50 PM) jack: he refused
(8:58:59 PM) jack: I threatened that I'll destroy him
(8:59:27 PM) jack: he said "I will destroy you" and started moving toward me!
(8:59:44 PM) peter: "are you sarah conner?" |
#235984* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<paulie> bash is no more
<Langly> no more is bash
<Langly> no more bash is
<Langly> is bash no more
<paulie> more is bash noComment: #xkcd
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#238704* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pixelate> OMG
<Pixelate> I won 2.5million dollars on the lottery which i didnt even by a ticket for!!!!
<Pixelate> OMG Im so lucky!
<Pixelate> it must be true coz i got a email with like 5 spelling mistakes saying i did
<Pixelate> all i have to do is give them my bank details!! |
#239358* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You Have To Check This OutGreat Job, by far Liked It The Most,Comment: You Have To Check This OutGreat Job, by far Liked It The Most,
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