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You've been struck by...
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#189477* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Excellent work, Nice Design hotels in sandusky ohio accommodation cheap hotel 591958Comment: Excellent work, Nice Design hotels in sandusky ohio accommodation cheap hotel 591958
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#190651* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
you gave me everything i wanted to know:
a tempting fate,
my favourite show.
a recompense,
or another's sorrow?
you feel the need
to go to work tomorrow
trained for the deed,
and heart not too shallow. |
#190957* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #mexico
* Topic is 'Bienvenidos!!, #Mexico saludas a sus amigos.'
<tito> STOP SHITTING IN THE JALAPENOS
<tito> NO MAS CACA EN LOS JALAPENOS |
#191770* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pitz> I drink your cumshake! I DRINK IT ALL UP! |
#197994* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[05:39:33] <photosinensis> Schroedinger's lolcat: it both can has and no can has cheezburger until you look at it.
[05:39:58] <photosinensis> And then, it puts you in the box.
[05:40:07] <photosinensis> because that's how lolcats work.Comment: #xkcd
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#199075* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Mead> when I was a kids I didn't hear "this will put hair on your chest" as a warning
<@Xipher> kids?
<@Xipher> did you some how merge? |
#200189* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
darth: i got another death threat yesterday
CAT: ugh
darth: a woman told me "i know who you are, and i want you dead"
CAT: screw her
darth: she wasnt that attractive, though slim; 60-something
CAT: (figuratively)
darth: she said i was responsible for the slaughter of 270,000 children
CAT: pay no mind to the weak female
darth: actually i appreciate the courtesy of telling me at least
CAT: mh
darth: yeah, they were crimes of passion. i knew them all |
#200333* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<el_dulzor> i screwed flats fat mom.
<+Flat> and gave her a tip afterwards
<el_dulzor> my tip was "lose some weight fatass" |
#200616* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dragonstar> hey
<Dragonstar> " /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> sorry, was copying 4,300 pictures
<Dragonstar> ok
<Dragonstar> hey /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> i used your email, please check it & confirm the password. independent_press@yahoo.com
<Dragonstar> I don't know the password for that email?
<Dragonstar> do you know it? |
#200934* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ridley327> I'm not going to lie
<Ridley327> Band camp? Totally not what that movie said it was |
#201689* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Love_LeeWTF> I think they are trying to learn english
<@Lysaer> ¿Qué? Mi nombre es. ¿Quién? mi nombre es. ¿Qué? mi nombre es… chica del chica del chica. ¡Sombrío delgado!
<@Love_LeeWTF> I will know if i hear them try to introduce themselves with "Hi! My name is chicka chicka Munambo"
<@Lysaer> ¡Excúseme! Puedo tener la atención de la clase para un segundo. ¿Hola los cabritos, hacen usted tienen gusto de violencia? ¿Quiera verme pegar nueve clavos de la pulgada con cada uno de mis párpados?
<@Love_LeeWTF> that is spanish, these people are from Nigeria
<@Lysaer> oh.
<@Lysaer> babelfish doesn't have a "English to Send-me-your-bank-account-information-and-I-will-deposit-one-million-dollars" translator.Comment: Discussion on why her neighbors were playing "My Name Is" on repeat.
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#202153* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Oktus_> Hoyl shit, dyslexia |
#204144* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
so the other day i was thinking about myself and how much i despise my love for mustard |
#205365* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info Guys,Comment: CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info Guys,
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#205481* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ratt: had a wet dream last night
ratt: paris hilton was in it
ratt: she wouldn't go all the way tho
ratt: even when i begged :( |
#205672* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<torchie> my schooling is getting in the way of my education |
#205985* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<the_cheese_boy> what do u want?
<mrsmes> the_cheese_boy: I don't like it when people give my friends a hard time, so I'd suggest u learn 2 cool it and fast, or maybe one day I might hire a assassin to kill you.
<LavaBall> lol this is a good one, Assassin XD
<LavaBall> mrsmes can you get any lamer then that?
<mrsmes> AKH, Knows a Assassin he could tell me, about so I could hire him, for a large sum of money to kill the_cheese_boy, when I become a multimillionaire.
<AKH> WTF? I don't know any assassins :\
<LavaBall> This is get funnier and funnier
<LavaBall> rofl
<mrsmes> ok, but AKH said he would hire a assassin to kill me, if i didn't stop going on about the messages he sent me
<LavaBall> Don't lie smes, AKH Didn't say such thing, You're making this up
<AKH> mrsmes, that was SC impersonating me :D
<AKH> "AKH your impersonator is still at large I just caught him sending a message to me claiming to be you which said it was from AKH^ and then he told me was sending a assassin"
<AKH> XD |
#206512 (5/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zaapiel> mplayer palestinian_girls_go_jihad_on_jewish_cock.avi
<zaapiel> doh wrong term |
#210378* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<darkcube> you eat lunch yet?
<myself> yeah, I just woke up and ate..
<darkcube> ack
<darkcube> alright, delivery pizza it is
<myself> is the pizza girl fully dilated?
<darkcube> she will be
<darkcube> just gotta find my speculum |
#213346* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< dibridagoe> pandzilla: I need someone who is fun to be with, don't care if she makes good music :P
< pandzilla> dibridagoe: fun to be with? get a dog |
#218236* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Plasmastar> If you didn't get porn inside of a search engine, you aren't on the internet. |
#219858* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AtomicSpark> ever notice that a pube isnt perfectly cylindrical?
<pw-> dude what the FUCK |
#220282* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ZaN: have u tried oddworld ?
Ramza Beoulve: No I have not
Ramza Beoulve: Have you?
ZaN: yes
Ramza Beoulve: have you tried marijuana?
ZaN: no
ZaN: isnt that an island or sumthing
ZaN: or drink
ZaN: i dunno |
#222591* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Jackson> Hey, did I ever tell you of the time I flew to Las Vegas on a flying carpet?
Jackson> You see, it all began when I enrolled in the Navy and I was deployed in Persian Gulf.
Jackson> Now, I'm sure you know all about Persian rugs. Well, I was given a few days off to carouse in Tehran, and I decided to purchase a Persian rug.
Jackson> Little did I know the Persian rug I purchased was MAGIC.
Jackson> Stuck as I was in a hellhole, I decided to fly to Las Vegas, Sin City, for some wholesome, American-style indecency.
Jackson> So, I guess the moral of the story is this:
Jackson> Magic is a real thing. I saw it with my own eyes, grasped its threads under my fingers. Do not disbelieve this fact. |
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