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#30861 (5/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<madsic> I used to give my cell phone #
<madsic> when I took channels
<madsic> topic "wanna cry? call 514-XXX-XXXX"
<madsic> people would call
<madsic> and like
<madsic> Ive been working on this channel for years
<madsic> you are ruining it
<mp`> hahahahhahahhahaha |
#31249 (5/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =( |
#31499 (5/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<devil`> tap tap tap
<c-rOCK> -t +fComment: #geekissues
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#32217 (5/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Josho> like math, giant wangs are a universal language |
#32399 (5/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa
<wild> cya
<BlackDeth> <translation> my mom just told me i have to take a shower because i smell funny :(
<wild> translation: lame humour attempt |
#32556 (5/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+detz> I know in PHP you can do file('url'), is there something like that in perl?
<+foobos> detz, perldoc LWP::Simple and its get()
<+Azhrarn> `lynx --dump`
* Leolo slaps Azhrarn
* Azhrarn cackles
* tgr `dumps` Azhrarn's body somewhere
<+Azhrarn> AHH! I'M IN #MIRC
<+Azhrarn> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
<+Azhrarn> ...so cold...Comment: #perl@efnet
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#32731 (5/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds
<@FireRun> and give back
<@FireRun> because i cant find them online |
#32864 (5/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour |
#33152 (5/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee
<prof3ta> now that i work coffee=bliss |
#33450 (5/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Opius: you wanna know whats sad
Opius: i was doing my homework, and i saw you reply, so i pressed CTRL-S and looked
Opius: my homeworks on paperComment: MSN Convo :: www.opius.tk
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#33617 (5/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/ |
#35941 (5/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> y'know
<pantherqs> my chest-mounted expansion pack is starting to bother me, every few months out comes a bigger version
<pantherqs> time to lay off the fucking juice. |
#36393 (5/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right nowComment: #chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
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#37265 (5/149) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n
<Eldritch> tell me if you find any o_O
<Eldritch> good porn is like... 5 leafed clovers |
#38285 (5/167) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--- gunk has changed the topic to: #mnf - simon: apparently butterscotch + baileys' is called a "cocksucking cowboy".
<freude> ...
<gunk> http://www.google.com/search?q=cocksucking+cowboy if you don't believe me.
<freude> sif i'm searching for that :p |
#39661 (5/171) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Montezume: last time I went and got my hair cut I broke a mirror
Pixy Stixer: not smart
Montezume: they told me it was because I dropped it, but I knew better...
Pixy Stixer: lol
Montezume: so if I'm not mistaken...I think that's 7 years of bad haircuts |
#39733 (5/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and mass do the rest
longlivemarneus: lmfao
Jaeger2288: sorta like those installed ironing boards, if you hit the button its gunna come out hard and fast and someone may get hurt |
#40081 (5/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFOREComment: #geekissues
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#42762 (5/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03Comment: #ramen
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#49088 (5/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear napkins when they blow you
<Grog> like a lobster bib?
<humandildo> yea |
#49670 (5/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think.. |
#49813 (5/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jre> I started with this girl and now I'm not interested
<jre> How do I be rid of her?
<wolffenstein> huge netsplit |
#54060 (5/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DarkSnake > if you have sex for several years would that qualify you as a sexologist?
chsh > I had my sexologist license for a bit, but it was revoked. :S
DarkSnake > quit practicing huh
chsh > I do however have a double doctorate in Ballgrabbery and Advanced Masturbatory StudiesComment: irc.unerror.com #lobby
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#102842 (5/109) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com?
<@ProtocoLD> does it matter ?
<@Biomech> yes
<@jonl> why?
<@Biomech> it's like when Nikon finds out Crash Override was Zero Cool |
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