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#15425 (5/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her
<@oddduck> i was like... 4 yrs old
#15528 (5/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]
#16053 (5/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est
<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam?
#16272 (5/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 k15176@slo.net  (  51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
#16886 (5/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jon_R> OH NO
<Jon_R> my page crashes netscape!
<Jon_R> whatever shall I do
#17047 (5/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding
<maff> that's plain desperation
#17218 (5/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#17364 (5/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off
<+meb> it did it automaticly..
<+meb> yay
#18282 (5/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[cyclochuu] any of u guys ever fuck a watermelon after its been in the microwave
#18429 (6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hadeZ> you live on your own right?
...
<hadeZ> but basically you pay with yourself
<hadeZ> for yourself rather
<Fembot> you said PAY, right?
#18452 (5/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative.
<Fembot> mass is constant
#18939 (6/202) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jasmine> kat works for cunts :)
<lsd_dishes> is that like working for peanuts, but more fun?
#19193 (6/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey.
<Shinj> I'm not sure why, I just like monkeys.
#19300 (5/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<no-> I love gamesnet and this joyous environment
<[gZ-r]oi> that assrammer makes me feel a little uncomfortable however
#20060 (6/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* DeathCrow rests his head back on his shoulders and gargles Kain's eyelash
<KaiN`> .......
<DeathCrow> Ritual before rape.
<KaiN`> I'd say something if I could even comprehend that
#20162 (5/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`FrEaK> that chick was hot... he prolly had a huge boner
<g0dsmack> only you would care if another man had a huge boner.
#23181 (5/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JaYoNaIsE> xvid is what?
<[Piratez]> xvid is xrated video
#24015 (5/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa)
<NotSoDamn1337Now> how long is later?
<Medicore> You know me with times: 1year 1day 6hours 19mins
<SGR> Oh yeah... only think about yourself.. i'm going to africa..
<SGR> you never throught onece about #peeps did you?
<SGR> thourght*
<Medicore> B.L.E.H
<SGR> :'(
* Medicore is /AWAY :: Gone 'to south africa' :: Back: ~366 days [Left: Jun10 @ 14:18] [PAGER off]
<SGR> If you die while being away i want your ops and your mp3's - put it in your will!
<NotSoDamn1337Now> why is he so damn impulsive?
<SGR> who cares..
#24340 (6/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Netsniper> God.. Im only 16 what the hell would I need penis enlargment pills for..
<^sWift> Netsniper -> As you said...your only 16
<^sWift> ;)
#27973 (5/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so I won't be disappointed when I find out it actually does. But heh, they ask for your age and country and gender and shit.
<ZhayTee> zztzed: How are you going to send the shit to them?
<zztzed> ZhayTee: Very carefully.
<ZhayTee> I'd expect so. Else the mailman is going to get a surprise.
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<davidc> there once was vaginal secretion
<davidc> that filled up a cup to repletion
<davidc> a vessel thus sighted
<davidc> made thumbtack excited
<davidc> so he beat himself off to completion
#29101 (5/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Flagg> BitS: I have, but that is also not even close to living in Africa, and taking your marshmallow roasting fantasy with the scoutmaster is no comparison at all.
#29354 (5/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> words with ae looks cool
<clay> they should change them all to that
<clay> masturbaetd
#29924 (5/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed?
#30076 (5/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like lenin
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