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#9353 (0/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing! |
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(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait |
#9465 (0/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware |
#9668 (0/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor.
Eluorn : Theoretically.
can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
Eldoran : Err I dunno...
Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner. |
#9902 (0/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu |
#9909 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression |
#9930 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez |
#9932 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final |
#9952 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer |
#9953 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> ok
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me |
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<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois? |
#10305 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OmegaWeapon> no i believe you but i aslo think you are lying |
#10399 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline |
#10484 (0/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory that uses pine
<cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later |
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<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want
<mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey
<mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh |
#10618 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`(" |
#10676 (0/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch
<[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes |
#10751 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@(camo) erawtic: any chance of getting pussy?
@(camo) lol
@(camo) just tell her: "i got a better play to see... a puppet play... now unzip my pants and say hello to mr. helmethead"
úúú Topic: rew sets topic [ten bucks says camo has no game. oh wait, whos dumb enough to bet against that.]
@(diffuse) camo: that wasnt even funny.
@(diffuse) at all.
@(rew) hence my topic.
@(erawtic) camo jesus
@(rew) if i had said that in front of real people i would have gone 'im really sorry im going to leave now, dont worry about calling me'
@(diffuse) yeah no shit. |
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<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec |
#10829 (0/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p? |
#10834 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh? |
#10906 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit! I mean...uhhh |
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<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition. |
#10924 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ? |
#10948 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one
<@Path> hahahah |
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