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#14015 (142/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TimMm> (\_/)
<TimMm> (='.')
<TimMm> (")-(")
<rhythm> shoot it
<rhythm> shoot it now
#19296 (130/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Himeko> what does splitting dessert have to do with being gay
<RokChik> b/c
<RokChik> mostly only couples split desserts
<Himeko> hmmm
<Himeko> how about drinking from the same straw?
<RokChik> yep
<unity_> having sex?
<Himeko> damn
<Himeko>  i'm gay
#23672 (137/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
* Spades has joined #nekobox
<Spades> and that was the power button..... x.x
#24269 (131/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!
#25181 (131/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
slurpee: got p2p?
Arcane: p2p?
Arcane: are you asking me for drugs?
#25575 (144/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no
#26217 (107/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for free?
<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks
#29448 (153/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.
<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
#15438 (143/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics
<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his lyrics
<brakums> are you 12?
#17010 (126/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay.
< espo> LOL
< espo> why is that?
<@harb> Because Andy's a fag.
< espo> did she say "Are you two gay?"
<@harb> No.
<@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert.
#17717 (160/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
#19970 (124/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week
<|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it
<Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor?
#21579 (145/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* typeoghoul MY INTERNET KID GOT A 1200 ON HER SAT"S
<Predddan> internetkid?
<typeoghoul> yes
<Predddan> like a tamagotchi?
<typeoghoul> human
<Predddan> like a human tamagotchi u control over the internet?
<Predddan> kewl..
#25302 (118/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95."
#28324 (153/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FireEgl> so hurngy =(
<tito> why don't you eat your dick?
<tito> heh
<FireEgl> I need something more filling.
#30031 (233/523) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KyleYankan> im not fat
<KyleYankan> :-(
<KyleYankan> I'm big boner.
<KyleYankan> uh....
<KyleYankan> typo.
Comment: heh..
#203730 (82/174) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jasabella> $_ =~ tr/y/j/;
* parser (~HELL@91.186.243.253) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Kraln (~quassel@38.100.42.251) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* laamaelai (hegis@xen.ihme.org) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Yuyo (~suck@205.211.195.24) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
<jasabella> did i do that?
<einride> no
* einride (~erin@83.233.196.14) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jasabella> wrong answer bitch
#300564 (35/67) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Alpha_Bling: You know what a masked booby bird is?
Alpha_Bling: from galapagos islands?
BadSpoon: probably similar to a bearded tit
#305935 (38/76) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< JustBurn> that was only fun if we were still in the DOS ear
< JustBurn> *era
< abadidea> DOS ear? is that what you get if you play games which only use the beeper for too long
< abadidea> sorry, i can't hear you over the ringing, i have a bad case of dos ear ;<
Comment: #nesdev
#307572 (33/67) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nathan> GODDAMNIT
< nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
< tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
< tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus"
#309232 (39/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Odd> So someone from customer service at work forwarded me this e-mail:  "Thank you for the confirmation of my book order, but you can save yourself and me a lot of time by not blowing up your schemes to 'help the environment.'  What you call 'help the environment,' I call a Jewish communist plot to destroy nations and topple freedom.  So spare me the smug rhetoric."
#310136 (93/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whelp> mom called me and said her series got deleted from torrents and asked me to fix it. i said dont vote putin next timeComment: whelp is russian
#311156 (18/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AppleDash> I have accidentally racially segregated my old computers
#667 (161/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProp erty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store
#1092 (167/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
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