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#34214 (266/428) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online' |
#42333 (246/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<penor> i hate the world
<penor> im gonan go kill myself
<APE> dont stain the carpet
<penor> my mom would kill me if I did thatComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#52788 (173/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zien> ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice.
<cgom> ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron. |
#55431 (220/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[`42`Kyle] `42` is a one man clan
[orangekid] can i join?
[`42`Kyle] ... |
#58217 (314/506) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apollo> w00t, finally got my comp running again :D
<Trinexx> dude, you've been gone for two weeks, wtf happened?
<Apollo> my new processor finally arrived in the mail, so I ripped the old one out and smashed it with a hammer. It was when I put the new one in that I noticed it was missing about 6 pins >:/
<Apollo> I fucking hate computers |
#71710 (386/626) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lupin> I ? unicode. |
#13813 (287/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge |
#15654 (234/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious
<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster |
#22200 (258/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Big_Mike> I hate Celine Dion. So much I refuse to spell her name correctly.
<TheMan649> you did spell her name correctly.
<Big_Mike> Did i?
<TheMan649> Yes.
<Big_Mike> Shit. |
#30400 (325/525) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds.
<Dylflon> That's nice.
<Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape.
<Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape. |
#30466 (257/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate youComment: #couch on EFnet
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#30662 (236/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ali_> no canadian cars eh?
<Egg_> no
<Egg_> i don't think there's a canadian made car
<Egg_> lol
<Egg_> that would be cool if there was
<Egg_> we'd have shitty animal names though
<Egg_> like the Ford Canadian Goose
<Egg_> or the Chevy Beaver
<Egg_> man
<Egg_> i'd so drive a Chevy Beaver |
#14781 (195/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen? |
#16248 (217/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots
(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence |
#16475 (250/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow. |
#19210 (250/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kow> I went to laser quest today
<kow> and some kid goes
<kow> how do you turn the auto aim on? |
#28824 (351/571) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone holds up a picture of Churchill and we masturbate in silence for forty minutes. |
#29035 (361/585) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you.
mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear.
mikey: <3
liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha
liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me
mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets.
mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought.
liz: ping www.loveformikey.com
mikey: host not found :-( |
#33190 (238/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck
<@Lawn-Gnome> time to take the toaster outside again :\
<@Zee> ...
<@DonoftheDead> wtf
<@Lawn-Gnome> i dont got a lighter
<@Lawn-Gnome> and i cant smoke inside
<@Lawn-Gnome> so i ben taken the toaster outside to light my smoke off of
<@Lawn-Gnome> brbComment: From teh h4x
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#82688 (314/508) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Robin: goats eat their placentas
Pan Man 120: i actually could have lived without knowing that
Robin: so do some people
Pan Man 120: efuckingw
Pan Man 120: heres an idea robin
Pan Man 120: why dont we talk about kittens
Robin: cats have barbed dicks |
#125661 (227/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@DJ> Oh man.
<@DJ> I got so excited.
<@DJ> I saw Pokemon the First Season on sale.
<@DJ> And almost bought it.
<@DJ> Then I remembered I was 18. |
#157391 (319/517) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
wasted` : so basically you fucked a virgin and were disappointed by her lack of experience? |
#270224 (310/502) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The Fizz Meister: Ungh, ME.
The Fizz Meister: I had to use that for several years.
The Fizz Meister: :(
The Fizz Meister: Bonus was that if I was about to get caught using porn, I'd just restart it.
The Fizz Meister: Say it crashed.
The Fizz Meister: Worked every time.Comment: BYOND
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#289288 (364/592) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[middle of december]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D |
#298043 (234/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SwineFlu has joined #askreddit
SwineFlu infects mexicans
<jerrygofixit> lol
SwineFlu infects americans
<jerrygofixit> fuck |
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