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#34924 (257/489) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds
<@Pi> lol
<@penisfish> they go CAWK
<@penisfish> CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK |
#33302 (257/425) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with an ordinary broom |
#33003 (257/441) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still do better than everyone else |
#32248 (257/417) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7 |
#30466 (257/413) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice
[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?
[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?
[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations
[WillLab] I hate youComment: #couch on EFnet
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#20073 (258/438) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too... |
#14983 (257/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people" |
#13193 (257/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?
<Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test. good luck.
<XwinGs> oic |
#7323 (257/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid. |
#5468 (257/440) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet. |
#4322 (257/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!
<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face. |
#303993 (256/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Octopussy> i need to do something about this irc font
<&Shark> make it comic sans
<Octopussy> it looks all weirdy without fixed width
<Octopussy> yes, i should try comic sans first
<Octopussy> now everyone looks like an idiot
<Octopussy> i'll keep comic sans for a while |
#114234 (256/434) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RadGoosed> I read "capslock" as a "cockslap" what does that say about me as a human being |
#49831 (255/451) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kb> o
<kb> ^circle
<ppo> wow you have a very steady hand
<kb> thanks
<kb> i've been practicing |
#43666 (256/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<R3mix> ok so there was this time
<R3mix> i had got my new GeForce 6800 Ultra 3 days previous
<R3mix> and i had just put on better thermal compound and overclocked it
<R3mix> and so i booted up and started UT2k4 and a few mins later i smelled like this horrible burning smell
<R3mix> and it scared the crap out of me
<Jason_> Is your video card ok?
<R3mix> yeah, the smell turned out to be my moms cooking |
#24133 (256/417) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely. |
#22980 (256/422) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ruff> hey dana you and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what they do on the discovery channel
<danamania> OK. So after I rip your head off and eat it, what happens then? Do I get royalties? Where's David Attenborough. Always wanted to meet that guy |
#22140 (256/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<seg2> irony is calling yourself a genius and misspelling it. |
#21982 (256/436) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol .........
EventuallyAdonis: that's deep |
#12053 (256/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents? |
#6480 (256/425) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder |
#1379 (256/443) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> ive been to one star trek convention, and i was 14
<studmuffn> it was cool. patrick stewart was there
<studmuffn> they told us not to ask why they cant fix baldness in the 24th century |
#947 (256/480) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body. |
#300871 (254/458) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Error1355>: Cows can feel pain, emotions, depression, etc just the same as us, so why do we have the right not to be hurt and incarcerated and they don't? What makes us so special? If it is our ability to *think* then babies and mentally handicapped adults should have no rights either. Why the discrepancy?
<or_something>: well im going to start eating retarded babies to make that person feel better |
#300067 (255/549) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Seyon> YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE GETTING DISCONNECTED, SO WE DISCONNECTED YOUR DISCONNECTION SO THAT YOU COULD GET DISCONNECTED WHILE YOU ARE RECONNECTING!
* Seyon (chatzilla@875D2DA9.5C5337C4.FAE7B20E.IP) Quit ([irc.BillyIRC] Local kill by Drazhar (Yo Seyon, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but THIS IS THE BEST DISCONNECTION OF ALL TIME)) |
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