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#25582 (253/465) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
<IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
<IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait. |
#10262 (254/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MoonFog> Accept my send!!
<spark-> are you behind a firewall?
<MoonFog> Yes. but i can send
<spark-> Please consult your network administrator
<MoonFog> I am, and i know it works
<spark-> Please insult your network administrator |
#8248 (253/420) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition? |
#3635 (254/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." |
#878 (254/474) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings |
#188 (254/508) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand |
#308179 (253/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights
<SkyLurker> I named two of them and he never used those two again :(
* ZachPrime can't afford one of those atm
<SkyLurker> the mouth one was Hungry Mary
<SkyLurker> and the other one was Gaping Gloria
<SkyLurker> sometimes I would make them perform sex acts on each other
<&ZachPrime> ... why are you telling me this? >.>
<SkyLurker> I have been keeping it to myself all these years...
<SkyLurker> I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore |
#307357 (253/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<&Zera> Oh jesus.. I need to turn off the network share monitor on zerver/glasnftp. *ring ring* "Hey, me (mom's bf) and your mom's gonna watch a movie on the big screen up here. What's the logon password for the server again?". *20 minutes later and checking share activity* "Amateur.Anal.Attempts.15.xxx.dvdrip"
<&Zera> :(
<&Zera> I did not need to know this |
#301358 (253/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Dice has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT? |
#299090 (253/413) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I was from the future. |
#115706 (253/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* scalpod shakes his head in cornfusion
<Phinny> cornfusion? Is that like being caught in a maize?
<Asquire> corn fusion? is that like ethanol? |
#52311 (252/426) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TriviaBot> Trivia: In 1973 israel shoots down 13 __________ mig-21s?
<synth> american
<Mike> syrian
<TriviaBot> Made Man Mike was correct. Answer: syrian Time: 11.281 Earnings: 33750 Rank: 78th
<synth> syria has planes?
<Mike> it did
<Mike> israel shot em all downComment: irc.jaundies.org #trivia
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#50706 (253/413) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@pixeldust> man i got so much candy tonight
<@ash> awww, pixie still twick oh tweats!
<@pixeldust> stfu
<@pixeldust> what you do for all hallow's eve?
<@ash> scared little kids that came up to my porch.
<@X5-424> went to a costume party at a hotel
<@b0bby-d1g1tal> i shaved my pubes off and painted my sack up like a pumpkin
<@b0bby-d1g1tal> then jumped out of the closet bare assed when my girlfriend got home and said "trick or treat bitch!" and chased her around the apartment with my wang.
<@ash> o_O
<@X5-424> leave it to bobby to kill a conversation dead in its tracks.Comment: #red-eclipse
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#47394 (252/508) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eosyn> 90% of Canada's 31,000,000 citizens live within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
<+Dulak> How wide is canada?
<IdiotStic> depends on the map. about 14 inches on this one :)Comment: #LinuxGeneration
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#35417 (253/445) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shenwu> hrm
<Shenwu> then, look at the top of mirc, see the row of little icons
<Shenwu> click the green icon with a /a
<Shenwu> when it opens, click the tab that says "Remotes"
<Gommba> do i need mirc to do this
<Shenwu> yes that would be good |
#32219 (253/459) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HentaiTentacleDemon> I'm not a big fan of hentai |
#30408 (253/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Elfer> uh oh
<Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards
<Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on |
#29446 (253/447) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Steele looks at his watch
<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on |
#27547 (253/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can |
#25220 (253/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off?
<cornelius> yeah
<cornelius> wait... no
<cornelius> shit |
#25151 (253/423) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it |
#14102 (253/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps. |
#11960 (253/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek |
#11520 (254/440) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe?
<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes. |
#4954 (253/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking |
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