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*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript
<rmah> greetings fellow humans
<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
<JibberJim> fair point. |
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<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft. |
#239574 (285/755) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_> |
#70953 (285/537) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher
<Rjx> i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever
<Rjx> "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground."Comment: #geekissues
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#58166 (285/477) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Tael: "two days later my exfiance was all "I know, we can go somewhere you havent been, it will be a surprise..." drives up to hooters and gets out, and says, you'll like it here. We walk in and all the girls say hi to me and give me hugs"
Tael: "I got the DIRTIEST look in the world from her" |
#53679 (285/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xyzzy314: lol i saw this mcdonalds advertisement
xyzzy314: "until you can illegally download food, this is your best deal - the mcdonalds dollar menu" |
#50857 (285/467) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it againComment: #wpi
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#49031 (285/467) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< plasmadis> marijuana is a gateway drug to the hard stuff
< pescypes> the only thing marijuana is a gateway to is me ordering a pizza |
#35249 (285/561) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!Comment: #futuremark
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#35023 (285/503) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlooDMooN> ok, what's a petabyte?
<snoozie> a byte that's devoted to eradicating cruelty to animals |
#11504 (285/497) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO. |
#7812 (285/441) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying. |
#751 (285/498) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing |
#297943 (284/444) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone> ok
< gloone> remember when i said i loved windows 7
< gloone> that was 2 blue screens agoComment: #geekissues
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#296017 (284/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ranbar> the old classic of pornstar name
<Ranbar> your middle name+ the street you grew up on
<Ranbar> doesn't work for me
<Ranbar> as it results in
<Ranbar> Frank Farm Route 2375
<Ranbar> Which sounds like some sort of unstoppable hillbilly cockbot |
#295371 (284/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> People need to stop using the term "anti-Semitic" already. Not all Semitics are Jews, and not all Jews are Semitics. The word "Semitic" means anyone from the Arabian peninsula (Turkish, Syrians, Israelis, Palestinians, Saudis, Iraqis, Yemenis, etc.) Whereas the European Jews (Ashkenazim and Sephardim) aren't Semitic at all. So a better word for "anti-Jewish" would be "Judophobic."
<Yuri> Fear of Judo!
<Indogutsu> It comes from "Judea," the biblical name for modern-day Israel.
<BurnGriffith> Enough of your semantics, semite. :p |
#230058 (284/486) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Rictoo> CAN U DO THIS WITH SHORT HAIR
<GoneFishing> yes
<GoneFishing> caps lock is functional to anyone with a keyboard, long hair or not |
#151403 (284/576) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bob_work> Well, that was a disturbing message on the AS400
<Bob_work> "System Operator not found."
<Bob_work> I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
<Bob_work> LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!!
<GeekSoldier> haha.
<GeekSoldier> you've got an existentialist mainframe.Comment: #If it starts singing "Still Alive", I'm outta here.
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#138416 (284/464) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lena> My mama taught me how to dance
<Lena> said if you can shake your ass right, guys will know what you're like in bed
<Lena> my mom is such a whore
<Lena> especially when she said all casually "Mija...have you ever had sex on a piano?" her voice is really thick with a spanish accent and I'm like "MAMA NO!" she goes "Good, dont, cause it's noisy"
<Lena> I just looked at her in disbelief
<Lena> and THEN!
<Lena> one time she says "Mija, I dont want you sleeping with every tom dick and harry, maybe every tom and dick but not ever harry" |
#72500 (284/504) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tim> FFS, why did they give me an antidepressant that is also used for treating premature ejaculation >_< masturbating for ten minutes is no fun at all. |
#60524 (284/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jane: Random question for you.
Harald387: Random answer for you.
Jane: WoW - Rogue or Mage for highest DPS?
Harald387: HOONGA OONGA OOGA CHAKA |
#54619 (284/454) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Zook> fuck
<@Zook> Sister wants on -_-
<fire> ouch
<@Zook> Yeah.
<@Zook> but what she doesnt know is i added her sites to Windows HOSTS file.
<@Zook> to redirect to 127.0.0.1
<@Me> huh?
<@Zook> In other words she tries to access her sites and it doesnt let her
<@Zook> and In other words ill be back real soon :p |
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<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40
<your2ndgirl> just a word of warning
* your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard |
#54224 (284/478) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> I saw a black guy with a shirt on the other day that said " keep staring, maybe I'll steal your car " |
#51438 (284/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@bailz> Cum.In.My.Ass.Not.In.My.Mouth.3.DVDRiP.SVCD-IJS
<@bailz> hawt
<Hobbes|1Day> thats fucking disgusting
<Hobbes|1Day> who the fuck uses svcd anymore?? |
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