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Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself. |
#300885 (3/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist at, and give the middle finger to an inanimate object.
<awilcox> Dave2, your penis? |
#310721 (4/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jden> i only steal iwatches
<jden> from techdweebs
<jden> i can get real close to them and blend in, then i snatch it from them in line at philz
<jden> boom, $20k watch
<jden> fence it for $1k and you're golden
<jden> 6 of those and you've made rent for the month in sf |
#121036 (2/490) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SimonJester> myself: Yeah. I have a fascination for all things Tuvan. To find even a minor phrase book is something amazing.
<purge> I'm a fan of throat singing.
<purge> No idea why they call it that, though, since it's all in the tongue.
<SimonJester> It's not all in the tongue. Some of it is in the back of the throat.
<myself> fuck. Why is this channel +t ? |
#138502 (2/648) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redribben> what you guys up to?
<redribben> i myself am trying to find something that seems to not exist....
<reikon> god? |
#152010 (2/92) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially Java
<Hagfish2> and it's slightly faster to type
<apathy--> faster tot ype?
<apathy--> I disagree
<moveax> I like camelCasing, nothing wrong with it.
<Hagfish2> well, you have to press the shift key either way, and underscores add an extra character
<apathy--> if the extra character bothers you, php isn't the right language for youComment: #php on EFnet
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#251320 (2/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Zac2: "Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator"
Jed_Reality: New Macbooks announced. |
#300820 (2/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dave: what's the site
Dave: that if someone asks about something
Dave: it types in the subject into google for you
Dave: showing you how to do it
... Time passes ...
Dave: who would have ever thought that it's called
Dave: let me google that for you |
#33650 (2/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's |
#36305 (2/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!
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#37688 (2/160) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naked> I like my Motorola phone because it has a rocketship function. On a full charge I can make it to the moon.
<Naked> Top that north. :P
<mrk> mines so small it makes good for foreplay
<mrk> phone ¬_¬Comment: #futuremark
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#38015 (2/156) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it) |
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sissyduck420: thank god the iraqi girl was there today
sissyduck420: that douchebag alden changed my phone into arabic |
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-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has joined #wtf
< dogmeat> fags!
-!- dogmeat [dogmeat@pcp01841549pcs.owngsm01.md.comcast.net] has left #wtf []
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< dogmeat> except darkwise!
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<+turkey> all i do these days is stick my penis in my vcr, hoping that it'll give birth to a dvd player.Comment: #maddox
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<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy
<deblin> lol
<deblin> dude it's a woman, impossible =O
<Goose> lol
<Goose> single tasking system
<Yock> deblin: is there an entry in pf.conf for the cross country move? Maybe you can lower its priority too
<Yock> nice -19 `pidof wife`
<shray> bahaha |
#49997 (2/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B> what westlife songs have I sent
<Pokeytax> what possible gain can I derive from telling you
<Mullenkamp> what is a question mart
<Mullenkamp> k.
<Mullenkamp> question mark.
<B> we are too poor to go to the question mart
<B> that is why we have no question marks
<Mullenkamp> yeah, that would explain it |
#51167 (2/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
homerundude: i just had a fart that sounded like the drop sound on the computer |
#53253 (2/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at you all at once? |
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< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i carried it in my arms and thats where the breakout was
< Kobi> they have already came out twice in diarea
< gulagula> had nits on it?
< Kobi> yeah
< gulagula> damn
< gulagula> nits out the arse
< gulagula> makes me not want to leave the house in case I bump into someone like you
< gulagula> no offense |
#56 (2/648) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich |
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<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX! |
#197 (2/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :' |
#225 (2/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda |
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<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile |
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