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#55613 (360/512) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spoonman> it's wonderful when you log into IRC and the nickname reads: "dirtyslut"
<Spoonman> i'm going to have a talk with my girlfriend right now |
#32208 (360/488) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days
<tam> cayde: maybe cos it is winter? |
#31196 (360/532) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper' |
#30560 (360/570) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model
<munkey> his name was mario
<munkey> he busted blocks with his head
<munkey> but he was a good guy
<munkey> not like all these thugged out rapper dudes
<munkey> have you ever seen nelly bust a block with his head to reveal coins?
<munkey> i think not. |
#15956 (360/482) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mrm> i hate realplayer
<lummie> its good for cartoons
<mrm> yeah
<mrm> but it crawls deep into the anus of my computer
<mrm> and hides there eternally
<mrm> until i least expect it
<JtHM> your computer has an anus?!
<Fesh> realplayer installs it |
#135732 (359/647) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<flame> i once tasted this girl who soooo salt&sour
<flame> she was delicious
<flame> very pleasant
<flame> wonder what makes that
<lee> semen |
#60285 (359/649) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bozbozboz> I have chickens
<Bozbozboz> they're cute and fluffy
<Bozbozboz> ickle baby yellow ones
<Diggeh> you mean nuggets?
<Bozbozboz> nuggets are not chicken, fool
<Diggeh> a baby chicken is a nugget
<Garg> Since when?
<Diggeh> i'm sure it is. if a baby chicken isn't a nugget wtf is it?
<lottie_pants> i think it's 'chick'
<Bozbozboz> I thought it was a chick
<Diggeh> then whats a chicken nugget? :/
<Garg> A small nibble made from processed chicken bits?
<Diggeh> ohhh
<Diggeh> fs
<Diggeh> DON'T JUDGE MEComment: He really thought nuggets were baby chickens
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#26289 (359/519) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants." |
#3763 (359/565) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought KFC they would rename it "warm dead bird" |
#304196 (358/470) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Panucci : Guess what my geek wife said when we were on bed last night?
Magicpork: HTTP 411, HTTP 417, HTTP 403? |
#208153 (358/622) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Lime_God) BARREL ROLL. ._. :| .-. |: ._.
(Tony) you're doing it wrong
(Tony) your face is rolling counter-clockwise but the direction of roll represents a clockwise rotation of the body |
#160100 (358/494) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
jazza joined the chat room.
jazza: hi
jazza: can anyone help me
xexyz: no
xexyz: IRC is 100% Help-Free for 53 days now
xexyz: And we don't want to let the union down by starting now |
#97656 (358/684) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Isaac_Del`nu> Arggh, Sub-Zero keeps kicking me in the balls in konquest mode.
<Talon_IceHawk> Play as a female. |
#53875 (358/506) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Heartless_Bitch (~goth@dsl-216-227-72-216.pivot.net) has joined #net.goth
<Sofa> Hey guys, meet my ex |
#52431 (358/586) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
The topic of #ChristanSingles is *The touch of christ is an everlasting gift*
<Masatuna> i noticed that topic has been here for a while and just stopped in for a question...
<Kirt> shoot :-)
<Masatuna> can you show me where on the doll he touched you?Comment: Banned #ChristianSingles
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#51619 (358/528) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
eefstr_12: theres no fresh water where I am, we have them delivered
sze_mai: here's what you do
sze_mai: feed a couple of monkeys salt and follow them
sze_mai: you'll find a water source for sure
eefstr_12: one question, where do I get monkeys
sze_mai: dunno, I'm an expert in water, not monkeys. |
#33681 (357/521) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BD_Hektor[movie]> how do i go about uninstalling wmp?
<Uranus> you need a priest, a cross and some holy water |
#2515 (358/494) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/ |
#249263 (357/497) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Paine> "Cuntcannon" is a fun word.
<Paine> I just invented it.
<Paine> it's a verb.
<Paine> "She cuntcannoned that pingpong ball across the room"
<fireweasel> i think a cannon implies an ignition source. it's more like a pussypult. |
#55285 (357/499) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I spend it here - USA" And a little flag.
<Lowlypeon> On a fucking MAZDA |
#51518 (357/471) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> So in PE today we were asked to name swimming strokes.
<GenericLoser> One of the less intelligent girls in the class responded "doggy style". |
#49634 (357/545) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Art_Vandelay> my sexuality should not be in question
<Art_Vandelay> I think you know which way I swing
<Art_Vandelay> -->
<KP> yeah, it's fairly obvious
<KP> i see you're pointing toward the userlist
<KP> composed entirely of males |
#17288 (357/543) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs |
#16985 (357/489) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night
<Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes
<Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of
my conversation
<Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's
deaf" |
#234806 (356/620) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasmComment: #linuxcranks
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