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#301631 (550/718) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Thrasher]: there needs to be Star Wars themed snacks
[Thrasher]: Chewy granola bars
[Thrasher]: C3PO Henry bars
[Thrasher]: and the moneymaker
[Thrasher]: Han Rolos!!
[Buchwald]: /block
[Buchwald]: /ignore
[Buchwald]: /delete
[Buchwald]: Goddammit one of these has to work
[Buchwald]: /kill
[Thrasher]: come on!! HAN ROLOS!
[Buchwald]: /abort
[Buchwald]: /put up for adoption
[Buchwald]: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[Thrasher]: sorry youve heard
[Thrasher]: you laughed
[Thrasher]: and now youll remeber it forever
[Buchwald]: I went to a sushi place last night that offered something called the "That's How I.." roll. And I thought that was the worst pun I'd hear all week. 15 hours later, you top it.
[Thrasher]: haha
[Thrasher]: "Han Rolos!! Share them with your friends...don't be Greedo"
[Thrasher]: too far?
[Buchwald]: I hate to admit it, but that line finally got me to laugh
[Thrasher]: Emperor Pralines: Your feeble powers are no match for the Dark NougatComment: Thrasher continued on for another five minutes
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#301603 (138/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake |
#301599 (403/525) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jingleboy: Love how the Business version of Vista has "have fun on your PC" unticked |
#301596 (452/594) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Larscis> How long do most printers last?
< Larscis> Because my HP Photosmart 3310 from 2006 finally died today. Quite spectacularly.
< Tamber> oh?
< Larscis> Yes. The seal on the ink resevoir broke through
< Larscis> And the pressure the pump built up caused the ink to spray all over the inside of the printer.
< Larscis> Never before have I had a printer attempt to demonstrate to me what happens with a burst aorta. |
#301594 (349/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SEAL> You know how Toyota is having a ton of problems
<SEAL> With the accelerator pedals getting stuck at full throttle
<SEAL> Well, they really need to change their slogan
<SEAL> To something besides "Moving Forward"
<SEAL> The irony is astonishing |
#297918 (1087/1249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share.
<Fyad> Just curious what to buy next...
<r_heart> apple
<hoobsta> Apple
<sailo> apple |
#297885 (148/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fox> so
<Fox> as you guys know I've been watching Voyager like nonstop the past week or so
<Fox> when my mom woke me up this morning, apparently I was asking her how we got back to the Alpha Quadrant |
#297312 (108/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FlopSter> sometimes i wonder what type of product research one does when manufacturing love dolls |
#296919 (375/493) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the time and he's always typing in these color coded commands i have no idea what he's doing on it"
<dd7> i didnt have the heart to tell dan i was just using a fancy irc theme |
#264956 (205/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+MooG> my friend and his mates made up a big cardboard car out of a fridge box once
<+MooG> and went through the drivethrough
<+MooG> they even had one being the "radio", beatboxing
<+Formalhaut> McDonalds don't serve us when we walk through but BK do. More business for them, even if it is drunkards
<+MooG> and they did mime actions for the window winding and everything
<+MooG> wish i'd filmed it |
#300279 (590/820) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaiser> 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm insane...
<kaiser> the 10th voice hums the tetris themeComment: #twokinds of nightstar
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#301557 (906/1002) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oOrEPPiEOo> what's the furthest you've gone, in baseball analogies
<oOrEPPiEOo> with a member of the opposite sex
<inline4chan> I've never left the dugout
<Trolly> i get ESPN |
#301361 (140/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good ideaComment: #raspberryheaven
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#300258 (213/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Something tells me exec("echo C code goes here | gcc"); isn't a good Java practise. |
#300149 (586/694) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ninjapirate> sometimes i hear "Eye of the tiger" when i'm masturbating.
<ninjapirate> that's how glorious my penis is
<jaban> "so many times it happens too fast"
<jaban> "you must fight just to keep [it] alive"
<jaban> thinking of that part in particular? |
#295355 (259/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
NewClear4: did you win the argument?
ccmods: From the perspective that I was correct, yes. From the perspective that arguing with a 13 year old kid whose voice was cracking, no. |
#294756 (23/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and permissions. can anyone suggest any decent open source projects?
<+bradD> igotrooted-0.2
< n0p> link me
< n0p> pls? |
#207998 (170/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fudoushin> I must've gotten into the Japanese language for the stupidest reason...
<Fudoushin> I like anime, Japanese video games (RPGs mainly), and manga.
<Fudoushin> So I majored in it in college. Which is really not that far removed from majoring in African-American Studies because you enjoy '70s blaxploitation films... |
#152796 (-2/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< madsara> I've found that if you take the average, normal google images search term - say "butter spray", and add the word "gay" to it... the results are completely different.
<@LadyNikon> madsara: well you are changing the data
< madsara> Heh, I love how everyone takes me so literally.
< madsara> Really, is that how it works?
< madsara> ... although I don't think I've ever going to use buttery spray again. |
#151230 (205/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer. |
#301516 (389/505) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nuintari facepalms
<nuintari> i never thought this would actually happen
<nuintari> I just had a customer ask if we used IP addresses
<nuintari> the ensuing discussion turned into him _demanding_ that we not make him use an IP address, because they made him vulnerable to attack
<nuintari> no amount of calm explaining was reaching him, so I start talking extremely sarcastically
<rm-rf> what would he like to use?
<brad> postal addresses!
<brad> maidenhead grid squares!
<nuintari> "no sir, you sir, if you choose not to use an IP address, what happens is, the data packets arrive to your computer on the backs of very small, hard working amoebas"
<nuintari> I disabled him from DHCP.... let him never get an address, and said, "but unfortunately, those little bastards have been on strike for years, your choices are IP address, or cancel service"
<nuintari> then I told him that this was by far and wide, the dumbest request I had ever heard |
#300759 (250/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
tfpen: kind of ironic that a "full service ad agency" outsources their site
tfpen: unless this is your employer...
nomercy: my entire career is doing websites for people who say they do websites |
#300671 (290/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf |
#300549 (148/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ChanOP> now I have proof beyond a shadow of doubt that voiklis has way below average intelligence
<voiklis> screw u chanOp, i passed my IQ test
<voiklis> 104 is my IQ
<voiklis> so up yoursComment: ChanOP is a Services bot.
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#294867 (57/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tetsu2051> (url to girl on facebook)
<tetsu2051> look at this
<packeterror> your so smitten
<tetsu2051> yes I am
<tetsu2051> that's why she should be mine
<tetsu2051> look at those eyes...
<tetsu2051> the eyes of a tiger
<tetsu2051> I want to
<tetsu2051> I don't know what I want to do
<tetsu2051> but damned if it probably involves my penis |
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