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#306236 (187/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding. |
#306234 (117/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkestLove> what's a troll thread?
<Raiden> DarkestLove: A coveted cloth made by the trolls of old; it sells for many thousands of gold on the marketplace. |
#306334 (141/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos341> oh my god
<Chaos341> In the 3DS remake of Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater
<Chaos341> You are able to use the 3DS's built in camera to take a picture and make that picture into camouflage pattern
<Chaos341> So many dick patterns will be made |
#306066 (222/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<izua> are you a prophet?
<clueless> yes
<izua> show me your prophet license
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<clueless> ^ LICENSED PROPHET ^
<clueless> ^ CLUELESS ^
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<izua> dammit. |
#305736 (165/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keyla> we had a fun customer today who came in with a very detailed handwritten list of components for a computer he wanted us to build for him
<Keyla> core i5 or i7, 6-8 GB of ram (or maybe 12), 2 hard drives (he specifically requested no raid)
<Keyla> for word processing
<_habnabit> Maybe he wanted to use OOo |
#305708 (382/480) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> >lift up faceplate on old laptop's CD-Rom drive, make whole faceplate giant eject button, so the moment you push it in, it sits there, then ejects again
<Pryoidain> >take into small hardware repair shop
<Pryoidain> >hours of amusement
<Alister> ...you didn't.
<Pryoidain> I did
<Alister> you know
<Alister> you are the reason I never want to work support in my life |
#305429 (225/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AnnonSSI> ... /google-starts-censoring-bittorrent-rapidshare-and-more-110126/
<@Skitzo> noooooooooo
<@Skitzo> fuck google
<@Skitzo> i'm never going to use another google product again
<@Skitzo> except for my phone
<@Skitzo> and google chrome because it's a rad browser
<@Skitzo> and gmail
<@Skitzo> and gtalk
<@Skitzo> and google search
<@Skitzo> shit |
#305270 (439/559) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> Nugget: do you remember a game that involved a soccer ball bouncing down platforms in space for the Atari ST?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> we've had this disucssion before.
11-Jan-2011 <thumper^> Bring out the logs!
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> I don't think I ever did find out the name of that game
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:50 <LeftyWork> Do you guys remember an atari ST game that involved playing a soccerball that had to bounce on coloured tiles in space?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:58 <Nugget> TrailBlazer
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 13:00 * LeftyWork hugs Nugget
11-Jan-2011 * Lefty hugs Nugget |
#304970 (207/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[December 25th, 1am.]
(sebmal1337) well this is a thing
(sebmal1337) in order to save christmas i must beat super mario bros dx
(saturmeki) lol what
(hypahchibs) elaborate.
(sebmal1337) wellllll
(sebmal1337) i print my gift labels with my game boy printer
(sebmal1337) but you can't print until you save one of the toads
(sebmal1337) i was doing it yesterday and i ran out of batteries |
#305281 (289/393) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RGM79> so yeah, the java instructor thought it was necessary to warn us
<RGM79> because of something that happened years ago for one of his classes
<RGM79> we are told explicitly that we can't write code in MS word
<RGM79> and that he does not grade .doc files |
#304897 (343/483) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Henry> i'm fine with girls
<+Henry> they just don't like me tbh
<%primality> that's normal, Henry
<%primality> girls generally dislike most people
<%primality> you have to get past their firewall of hormones and rage
<%primality> iptables -P GIRLS DENY
<%primality> that's their config
<sudokun> lol
<%primality> you have to invoke iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male -j ACCEPT
<sudokun> primality, that'd make girls whores
<sudokun> since there's no source identifier, they'd accept all males
<%primality> bah
<%primality> iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male --sname Henry -j ACCEPT
<%primality> ^ fixed
<+Henry> this is why I should never ask for relationship advice in #linux
<+Henry> but on the other hand, I feel like I understand girls a little better now O_o |
#304466 (235/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<unfunf> the only problem with hemp is that all the sites that support it and show what it is actually good for (and it is good for a lot of things)
<unfunf> look like shit because they are made by fucking stoners |
#304456 (243/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Thaff> my trimmer says "Household use ONLY" on it
< Thaff> does that mean it is illegal to shave farm animals
< draco> not if theyre in your house
< Thaff> touche sir |
#303758 (272/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Heh, some of our neighbours at Wacken had 30 kilos of dry ice to cool their drinks. It worked after a fashion, but it's difficult to drink whiskey when it's frozen solid.
<Sebas> Of course, my first reaction when they told me was "Hah. Hard liquor." |
#303242 (96/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< damoxc> lol
< damoxc> i just did grep -r "goat porn"
< damoxc> on my irc logs
< damoxc> < eddieate> wanking off to goat porn
< damoxc> < eddieate> all my goat porn was on there
< damoxc> < wrik> got the latest goat porn
< damoxc> < eddieate> its my shitting laptop i can watch goat porn on it if i want
< damoxc> < eddieate> well its a really big goat porn convention
< eddieate> damoxc: lol
< eddieate> that has pretty much made my day, thankyou |
#306310 (237/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oughts> My finger is vibrating periodically.
<oughts> Like a phone.
<halifax> Ring finger? |
#306155 (166/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> man, I should go hang out in a linux support channel. I'd fit right in
<Trinexx> not only did I not answer ELHN's question, I went on a tangent based on an assumption where I told him that what he's doing is wrong
<Trinexx> I then vaguely insulted him |
#305962 (364/468) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joh> I had a friend who was crazy
<Joh> Once, randomly, while we were in town he walked up to a man waiting outside a shop and asked him
<Joh> "Hi, I just want to know how well the anti-memory serum worked, can you remember the number your sister told you yesterday?"
<Joh> The man says "I don't have a sister"
<Joh> My friend looks all serious then says "Damn, it worked too well."
<Joh> This man gave him the weirdest look, then my friend walked off. |
#305852 (207/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Erik> I feel like I've found the holy grail of feline ownership, or something.
<Erik> My cat actually knows the correct course of action to take when I say ``shut the fuck up''. |
#304821 (371/445) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ackville> speaking of rediculous browsing habits
<ackville> I once saw a guy right click a link to a YouTube video, click Email Link, email it himself (default email client is Thunderbird), open Outlook, get the mail back in, copy the link, then paste it into a new tab
<ackville> had serious trouble sleeping after seeing that abomination
<ackville> I was tempted to intervene and ask what the hell he was doing, but I feared for the safety of my braincells |
#304619 (235/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pharazon> being a conductor is like the closest thing there is to being a wizard
<pharazon> you just wave your arms and stuff happens |
#304516 (259/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sebas> When I was working as an orderpicker, I had to get some assorted terrycloth towels. "Terrycloth" in Dutch is "badstof", and both that and "assorted" get abbreviated, so on my list it said I needed 5 "bad ass towels". |
#304514 (337/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nukespoon> okay so a bit of a crisis
<@nukespoon> the project folder for this program is called "cuntbollocks"
<@nukespoon> i have to upload this in 15 minutes
<@nukespoon> and i don't know how to rename it without fucking shit up |
#304071 (231/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Bobsentme> And then a graduate student came in, overheard about 3 seconds of our conversation, and explained we could do the same thing for free if we just used nmap and a database
< Bobsentme> So...anyone know a good place to hide the body of a graduate student? >.>
< PID1|work> from a forensic lab??
< Bobsentme> yeah.
< Tamber> lecture hall. They won't think of looking there.
< PID1|work> or a tutorial class
< Bobsentme> Tamber: "He's always the first to arrive, but sleeps through my lectures!" "He's dead." "Oh...damn. He was the only one passing the course." |
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<@[Cadaver]> cops don't have a sense of humor -_-
<@[Cadaver]> so there I was cycling (without lights) on an unlit road in the rain
<@[Cadaver]> I make a small turn and my wheels slide away and fall on my chin.
<@[Cadaver]> cheek is bleeding.
<@[Cadaver]> (and my lips aparently, but I didn't noticed this)
<@[Cadaver]> to prevent blood on my chothing I wipe it away with my hands and continue cycling home
<@[Cadaver]> clothing*
<@[Cadaver]> after a while a cop spots me and stops me
<@[Cadaver]> when he noticed the blood on cheeck/lips and hands he asks me from who it is
<@[Cadaver]> 'the blood of 7 holy virgins' wasn't an acceptable answer :(
<@[Cadaver]> spent 8 hours at the station for blood tests and a conversation with a psychologist |
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