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#5775 (377/602) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS |
#300799 (376/608) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lola: I inherited my eyes from mom
diamant: and tits from daddy?
lola: fuck u
diamant: but indeed?
lola: YOU CRAZY OR WHAT?? MY DAD DOESN'T HAVE TITS AT ALL!!
diamant: that's what i'm talking about :)
lola has quit IRC. (Quit) |
#67334 (376/508) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@oBs> LOL
<@oBs> This is an Apple delivery number. Your goods have not yet shipped from our warehouse and have not yet been passed on to our logistics carrier, therefore your reference number has not yet been passed on to our carriers, as a result I am unable to give you your logistics carrier reference number yet as it has not yet been created.
<@oBs> I will check on your order later today to see if your logistics number has been created and e-mail you the latest status. It is still too early at the moment to provide you with this information.
<@oBs> i have the computer at my house
<@oBs> right now |
#52980 (376/504) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Waffle> son of a bitch
<Waffle> this is not chapstick
<Waffle> this is a glue stick
<Waffle> fuckComment: #nodewar
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#52124 (376/536) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<digitok> Talon: Enable PM
<Talon> one sec
<Talon> done
<digitok> Thanks
<Talon> ok.. why did i do that if your not gonna PM me?
<digitok> I just wanted to see if you're still my bitchComment: #spiderslair on Webchat
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#43336 (376/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number
<R3mix> and she gave me an IP
<R3mix> it turned out to be the IP for the goatse server :( |
#302018 (375/693) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ rotor> a friend of mine had a parrot and it loved being pushed around on it's back
<@ rotor> it would make "vrrrm vrrmm" type truck noises when you did it
<@ rotor> it was pretty cool |
#296919 (375/493) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the time and he's always typing in these color coded commands i have no idea what he's doing on it"
<dd7> i didnt have the heart to tell dan i was just using a fancy irc theme |
#69572 (375/567) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apollo> FUCK!
<Apollo> god damnit, I just copied an entire directory by accident. christ, I hate linux >:(
<Apollo> *sigh* brb, reformatting AGAIN
<Trinexx> wait, why are you reformatting? O_o
<Apollo> oh, i havent figured out how to delete files in linux yet, so I just reformat the harddrive when I need to delete something
<Trinexx> you serious? XD
<Apollo> bbiab.
<Trinexx> just use "rm <filename>" you fucking idiot
** Signoff: Apollo (Quit: Reformatting, AGAIN)
<Trinexx> ... or not :/ |
#66600 (374/754) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Orb: HA YES
Orb: ASIANS IN AMERICA HAVE HIGHEST LIFE EXPECTANCIES
Orb: SUCK IT WHITIES |
#57852 (375/505) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<werro> damnit :/
<werro> my dad found my porn
<Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn.
<werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/
<Bob112> Um, like, neither did I |
#35071 (375/553) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jayce[hoopsking]> its always weird encountering people still using dialup
<jayce[hoopsking]> its like meeting someone who still churns their own butter |
#32461 (375/547) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D-viant> my gf told me not ot get her a valentines present
<D-viant> that means I have to get her one
<D-viant> and shes not getting me one
<D-viant> :( |
#27624 (375/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here
<Skail> who's using it now? |
#7493 (375/525) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no |
#58208 (374/512) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Corwinoid> BTW Brain, no I haven't
<WifiBrain> no you havent what?
<Corwinoid> I'm replying to the last thing you said to me
<Corwinoid> a week or so ago
<WifiBrain> i dont remember it
<Corwinoid> That I'd lost my title as the master of delayed response :P |
#53724 (374/558) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wietz0r> I was standing there with a packet of writeable dvd's and this women walks up fucking points her finger at me and says "Don't do illegal things with those dvds" |
#31766 (374/522) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
We had the schools first HP laser printer installed in the PC lab for less than 24 hours when we received the only the first complaint on it. One of the users came down to tell us that the laser printer wasn't printing and had eaten his report. We tried to explain to him that the printer can't eat your report, and he said, yes it truly had and that there was smoke coming from the printer along with strange grinding noises. Upon investigation we discovered that he had taken his 5 1/4" floppy and had somehow crammed it into the envelope feed and hit printscreen, whereupon it promptly fused into a mess. The printer had less than 50 total pages through it. |
#27379 (374/546) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at the end of those tentacles.
<Dareon> ...Wrong window. >_<
<Zephy> lmao |
#19954 (375/569) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV.
<Acidsmoke> Is the TV ok? |
#196072 (373/609) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Obsidian slowly eats a bowl of muslim
<Budrick> Er
<Budrick> You have issues, man.
<Obsidian> The other one
<Obsidian> Cereal-muslim
<Budrick> Muesli.
<Obsidian> There we go. Muesli. |
#69240 (373/535) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
thepr0fessor: Can anyone define simply the "Big Bang Theory?
kidxskate5: BOOM |
#60043 (373/519) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<withnail> this is weird, i've been having more of a social life recently and missed loads of irc, and when you come back it's like missing loads of episodes in a soap opera. new characters enter, people change. so anyway, anyone dead or anything? |
#57132 (373/583) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emdee> And never, EVER... allow your girlfriend to share a computer with your wife.Comment: #wasteland
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#43969 (373/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish look on his face.
<sektie> NOT A GOOD APRIL FOOLS. |
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