-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux
<Assasins> when i reboot linux
<Assasins> it tells me to enter password and login
<Assasins> how can i enter graphic linux?
Shadur> Assasins: ....... Congratulations. I'm pasting this log and saving it to a webpage for all my friends to laugh at hysterically.
<Assasins> Shadur: yes yes you stupid nerd go suck a dick and hack into ppl
-!- Assasins was kicked from #linux by Shadur [Bye now.]
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now.
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> www.Kev_does_donkeys.co.uk/up_the_batty.htm :D
*01:09* <@y2w6z8z2k> has a nice ring to it :D
<alpaca> n0 on3 c4n hax0r m3, 1 hav3 t3h w1n XP f1r3wal1!!@#
<r0x0r_j00> O HAHA WINXP IS TEH GAY FLOWARPOWAR OS!! HAHA
<r0x0r_j00> WINXP EXRTA POOP!~
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA
<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991.
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS
<fsdf> ESP. JEWISH NAZIS
[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
<bertle> i smell gay
<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST.
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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.")
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart
<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!
<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now
* Tezza/#Blit gives up studying
<@Tezza> I'm fucking anyways
<@Tezza> *fucking/fucked
<@|ian> SURE THING!
<@|ian> =D
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.
<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?
<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis