<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
<Tec> The Delta was the most successful Group B car ever made.
<Tec> Though I'd still give a kidney (probably someone else's) for a Sport Quattro. Thing would outdo a Veyron on any surface other than dry tarmac.
<AkumaWolf> lol
<AkumaWolf> I would want the Veyron... only to put a vinyl of the Goatse guy on the underside of the spoiler, then retract it... then when another M3 asshole harasses me on the N1... I'll just pop out the spoiler and BOOM!... goatse :P
<AkumaWolf> in.. yo... faaaace!
<Tec> Pft.
<Elmnt80> My 9 year old cousin spent a year trying to get me to let her suck my dick
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...
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<Lolfox> Vaginas don't have vaginas
<Jinn> no but they are attached to cunts
<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of me
<wind`> a blue shirt just bleeded onto some of my white shirts
<wind`> in the wash :(
<c-rOCK> way to not know how to do laundry
<wind`> i put it all in one load
<wind`> i figured it would speed up the process
<c-rOCK> and now youll like a fag with a soft blue shirt for it
<DigDug> wind`: and speed up the process you did
<DigDug> damn, i don't even wash different colors together
<DigDug> white + anything = heresy
<c-rOCK> thats what i say about interracial dating
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...
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<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number
+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the goit kicked out, so i yelled, "Sn. De Meij sets mode plus B dumbkids..."
+Nonentity: it was great
~mrWoot: lol
~mrWoot: geek
+Nonentity: i am such a junkie
<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--me
eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen
lunacrow: yeah, i totally rule
lunacrow: i think it was because i was like 5 minutes late every day.. and it drove the teacher nuts
eighty7advil: you should have just told the teacher you're on c.p.t.
eighty7advil: (colored people time)
<publius> i love smoked meat
<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)