<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not. Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave> Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich> So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined
<dampeoples> you need to put 4GB of memory in the mini I'm going to send you p3
<pthree> you can't upgrade the ram?
<dampeoples> it required taking it apart past the cover
<pthree> i'm sure you can. if you can take a bra off without looking, you can upgrade some ram
<dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work
<pthree> dampeoples: you're too polite, the rest of us just call them fat
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: <dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work
<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night
<Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader?
<pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects
<pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing.
callcentermonkey: Fucking Steelers rock
Daleana: fuckers won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daleana: ASSHOLES!!
callcentermonkey: that's an odd way to spell "Champions"
<@jonathans> dont you hate it when you got a drink and the ice cubes fuse together like two little balls at the bottom of the cup
<@jonathans> now i know how it feels to give a blowjob upside down
<Cinsu> I'm 12...going to college would be odd.
<@Grodus> o_O Geez, 12 years old?
<@Grodus> Fresh from the tit, are we?
<@CFX> ROFL
<@Zero7> XD XD XD XD XD
<Cinsu> What the hell?
< Meghan> I think my bad coding gives away my sex :P
< pr3d4t0r> Meghan: What's your gender? Indian?
<big_rig> so like, i finally figured it out that to look hard and cool, i need to get an ear peircing. so i got one on my right ear and now everyone thinks im a fag. is the right ear really the gay side? i thought it was the left???
<Cybil> BEHOLD MY POWER!
* Cybil makes toast.
<Pelican> Noo! She's torturing that poor bread!
<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant
<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a single line of text
<splice> i'd say 10 is a good number, personally
<S_R> I feel like the pope
<S_R> At the pinnicle of my Choir boy molesting days
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker, *clean*!
Lizzyw07: hey
Lizzyw07: could u do me a favor
Lizzyw07: and call this number?
Lizzyw07: no one will answer
Gamers Advanced: no.. i have no long distance
Lizzyw07: it will just say thank you for voteing for contestent #4
Lizzyw07: it wont be long distance..
Lizzyw07: its for american idol
Gamers Advanced: no thanks :p i don't want to do american idol its agesnt my religon.
Lizzyw07: =(