*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn
<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever
<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
<farts> fuck what rednecks think
<farts> they're drones
<farts> mulch them
<farts> and use their bones for ivory dildos for the non-ugle
<%pervert_> who wants to play tetris with me
<zaim> L
<pervert_> L
<zaim> |
<zaim> YOUR MOVE MF
<Nyschashi-Seikun> got my driver's license
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I thought I would fail
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I dodged a hobo that darted out into the street, and I had to fly into the oncoming traffic lane
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I also dodged a woman with a baby
* Joins: Saaz
<Saaz> hi guys
<Saaz> can you help me a bit?
<Saaz> ive been trying to learn japanese from anime, but i have some troubles with understanding
<Saaz> how "Hello" would be in japanese?
<shimbo> Konichiwa, I guess
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Thank you"?
<shimbo> Arigato
<Saaz> thx
<Saaz> and how it would be "Remove that tentacle from my anus"?
<Saaz> kekekeke
<Saaz> TO THE BAT CAVE!!
* Parts: Saaz
<hixo> haha
<Video> I'm ordering a white DVD burner, on the assumption that it'll work.
<andariel> Strangest thing happened the other day... I was fucking my girlfriend doggystyle when all of a sudden she turns around and calls me a paedophile! So I just slapped her arse and said 'That's a mighty big word for a twelve year old'.
<kiljoi> someone needs to make emo-nix
<kiljoi> it's all black, and as soon as you power up, all your hardware cuts it's wrists
<animus5> wow did anyone see those 2 quotes on qdb thatre exactly the same
<junki3xxl> haha 2 ppl just put the same quote up on qdb
<junki3xxl> lol nice timing
<animus5> they both--wow and I was just going to say how sad THAT was
<animus5> but I think we just topped it for patheticness
<junki3xxl> this never happened
<animus5> so am I putting it up or are you?
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.
[Ed] Man, I'm so black, I just drank a bottle of orange soda
[Ed] I feel like busting out some rhymes and stealing hubcaps
21:48 <+nocturnal> avp rocked
21:48 <+anthill> i have aids
21:48 <+nocturnal> predator won btw
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <@Rush68> I FUCKING HATE YOU
21:49 <+paden> hahahahh
21:49 <+nocturnal> rofl
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish?
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?"
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> ha
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer)
<huhlig> any rf ee's about
<Rakshasa> nn, wt ds rf ee mn?
<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my friend?<xero_cool> nah, he's lowering the level of blood in his alcohol stream