<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly
<IanR> I go out with a black person
<BlackChocobo> And you call yourself a racist?
<IanR> You didn't hear my reason.
<BlackChocobo>?
<IanR> So I can beat her.
<Josho> Mac OS X 10.3 "Panther" Mouse Pad. Big. Black. And Powerful.
<Josho> Measuring 7 3/4" inches in diameter
<hy_dro> Big. Black. Sodomizing the 16 year-old girl next door.
<davidc> wtf
<davidc> Last login: Fri Feb 14 18:37:14 2003 from aca9300c.ipt.aol.com
lunacrow: what's red and crawls up your leg?
lunacrow: a homesick abortion
TheOffspring326: man some black guy called while i was workin at Dominos earlier
TheOffspring326: and he was like
TheOffspring326: "Yo, what kinda specials yall got goin on up in there"
TheOffspring326: i was like... "we have the Negro special.....which is basically like a regular pizza except its covered with crack cocaine and stolen property
<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed!
<Gridle> i eat bullshit
<ToiletDuk> ultimate porn movie = an 8 year old girl with a penis, tied up and being whipped by a midget, letting a dog shit and piss in "her" mouth while a person positions a corpse to straddle "her" while the girl vomits
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<phreakinb> holy shit
<phreakinb> that was awesome
<phreakinb> best thing i have ever done
<phreakinb> i just had sex :P
<dentonj> you're joking right?
<nasshi> hahahaha
<phreakinb> hell no
<phreakinb> not long tho.. she was a virgin too
<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special rights.. it's not like they are women, or black.. who were unfortunately born wrong.. they made a choice to be stupid faggots.
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job
<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail on irc
<Evil_One> you send an md5sum summary instead :/
<D3adlode`ViceCity> No.. it's a roleplaying night in some club
<Neodymium> Wow, I'd love to play paedophile
<Neodymium> I could go with some little model of a kid strapped to my waist
<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p
<@Swanson> dude i got a dell
<luther> Here's what I got for those sXe fuckers, I am eating Chili and Fritos while smoking a Newport and drinking a beer. And soon I will mount my girlie.
<luther> I am gonna paint an X on her back with my semen.
<NcroSanct> even worse would be doing that to your girl and two of her friends
<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga
<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black
<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal