<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the door
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TOLERATE THAT COCKSUCKER'S SHIT
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: I WAS HERE WHEN DC EXISTED, AND I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE'S COMMENTS
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: now starts the fucking terror of zophar like you have never known before
<Zophar> i don't think anyone is getting the scope of what i am saying
<Zophar> i am not tolerating shit from anyone anymore
<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office
<JMet> aww, nothing wrong with a few red necks
<JMet> the world needs less homos and black ppl
(+ONE|Obi) a mcdonalds near me got shut down last month
(+ONE|Obi) no lies
(C-R|hYbr1d) u must have been dead depressed
(+ONE|Obi) hybrid fuck off and die u stupid little cock
• C-R|hYbr1d You've been kicked by lc-|Black3y (u cause friction)
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
<Kian> -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ -_- ^_^ (Explanation of Bipolar Disorder)
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
<~Vespa> Elance, Rent a Coder, Freelancer, etc, etc
<~Vespa> what's the term for those sites?
<~muftak> paki4hire
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
<Kav> fat people are people x2
<thefwf> There was a black out in my area yesterday
<zarkyb> Did you kill him?
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
<zeph> have you seen the people who work the machines? do you really want someone like that walking to your door holding your food?
<CoheedMaster> hahah good point
<zeph> at least here in florida, they're all toothless rednecks and/or black people
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<CoheedMaster> same here.
<zeph> well, speak of the devil
<claudio> ahahaha
<LygarZero> losers
<bjx0> Who died?
<emoaddict15> my friend
<bjx0> how did he die if you dont mind me asking?
<emoaddict15> he od'd
<bjx0> o
<bjx0> lol
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...