<Chris H> I'm going to marry someone with no eyes and no teeth.
<CharlEnie> haha
<Zilv3r> LmAo LoL!
<Chris H> It isn't THAT funny... do u even know why she
<Zilv3r> yeah!! so she doesn't bite you...
<CharlEnie> Does that mean u dont know why she shouldn't have eyes?
<Zilv3r> no.. wait.. i know i know!!! so she cant see you?
<CharlEnie> LoL!
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))
<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave of 'bleeding edge' users, then you're on the scabby edge (where the bleeding edge has crusted over, but it's still raw)."
<Rascal> this is why johnny come latelies get picked on
"Owning a power guillotine means never having to say you're sorry."
-- Chris Suslowicz in a.s.r
Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> Thanks!
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<miss> wtf!?!?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
<Ludi> BYE
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...
<foop> like white people can tell the difference
< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)
<^bat-sai> woohoo
<^bat-sai> mum is going away for a couple of weeks in a month or so
<^bat-sai> nudity will ensue at my place ;p
<D_Web> can we make a giant sign that says "Nude-E-Mart"?
<D_Web> that's they way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it
From R1....
> > What was with the zipper up the back of her pants? She gave me
> > insta-chub. That SH thing reminds me of singles bars, buying a chick
> > drinks all night, then she'd leave with someone else. Life is cruel like
> > that. And marriage.
>
> >From R2...
> Nothings cruel like marriage. OK maybe having Indians tear off your scalp
> and bury you in the hot sun and they let ants chew on your sunburn is
> almost as cruel, but Indians dont fuck your best friend while they do it.
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me
<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants.
<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes
<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out
<SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program
<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.