<Laggur>awwh man sorry to hear that your grandpa died
<MrKank>I will never forget his last words...
<MrKank>"Mah ovaries be da bomb shizzle homie, old skool style" my grandfather said before he passed.
<Laggur>Tru dat.
<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called
<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today
<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit
<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go
<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"
<Hempy> thats what i said
<Hempy> and it was funny
<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there
<rhythm> or not.
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section
<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic.
*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<Xelix> Greetings.
<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.
<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.
<Xelix> I shall return at another time.
*** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!
<Yogurt> hehe
<Yogurt> hehehe
* Yogurt writes that down
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny.
<@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out what the Habib is saying.
<@Path> !
[21:42] *** Mousey changes topic to 'This isn't the best topic in the world........ oh no.......... it's a tribute'
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up
<chibi> 24hrs or something
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me in"
<chibi> k
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face
<chibi> count me in
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS
<chibi> indeed
<chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy
software like linux. fucking assholes
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art
<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either
<Balli> I know a few sluts like that
<BadMojo> yeah
<BadMojo> welcome to germ city
<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them
<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"
<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you?
<PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails..
<princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress
<heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.
<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3
<buz-> no
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever
<DeadsouL> poke
<T-Broken\w> *giggle*
<T-Broken|w> *giggle*
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy