<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day
03:20 * irc_bob lols.
03:20 < iddqd> hahahahaha, you said the l word
<Alman> dude omfg there's this fag named scott loar at my school
<Alman> he's wanting to date a girl "for a commitment"
<Alman> HAH! what the hell is a "commitment"?!
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I was just playing counter strike. And I only died once, because I couldnt get into that god damned thing
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> Then it hit me.
<Homer_Jay_Simpson> I had the same problem last night :/
<Bizznatch> hot steamy gooey jizz
<AngelPHiSH> FOUR DAYS OLLLD
<Bizznatch> hot cum and sweaty balls
* binary_hero spals bizz
<Bizznatch> ooey gooey squishy gopher guts
<Bizznatch> seagull intestines and a lemon
<Bizznatch> fresh fried cat from your local 7-11
<binary_hero> bizz - im that far desensitized, it doesnt bother me...at all.
<Bizznatch> :)
<Bizznatch> NeoRenegade...
<binary_hero> ok
<binary_hero> thats a step to far
* binary_hero now feels ill
<Bizznatch> :D
[07:37:46] <@SGR> erm..
[07:37:53] <maz> hi sgr
[07:38:01] <@SGR> hi
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b bill!*@*
[07:38:04] * xboT sets mode: -b *!*@*.39c049cc.comindico.com.au
[07:38:05] <maz> asl
[07:38:23] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars :)
[07:38:30] <@SGR> u?
[07:38:57] <@SGR> ...
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[07:39:30] <@SGR> U got something agasint us martians?
[07:39:31] <@SGR> huh ?
[07:39:35] <aussie_chic> hi all
[07:39:38] <@SGR> hi :)
[07:39:44] <Amy> hi
[07:39:47] <aussie_chic> asl
[07:39:58] <@SGR> -4/Unknown/Mars
[07:39:59] <@SGR> :)
[07:40:12] <@SGR> this never gets old.
<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix
<RedAlert> regulary swearing randomly in a channel.. some people have weird fetishes
[iop] i was suspended form kewl school, so my ma gets pissed stops bying food untill i go back to school, only thing there is Kraft dinner and whatever is left of the jusie
<Measure> DO U NEED <NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Measure> <Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> <Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> <Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick.
<Measure> oops
<Lakitu7> Submitting yourself to bash.org ?
[09:22:15 PM] <ChOeL> PING
[09:22:18 PM] <Jackson> PONG
[09:22:18 PM] <Jordan> PONG
[09:22:19 PM] <Neo_Genocide_City> PONG
<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12 *ahem year olds
<zentrandi> i mean my Hot Boday would pull those little girls in
<zentrandi> i was at the galleria on sunday with a friend of mine
<zentrandi> and i we were making a body count
<Prozzy> Oh yah you know it, those 12 years olds are really sex fiends. Especially the ones who DONT WEAR TRAINING BRAS.
<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee
<Revenge> did you take a pic?
<DirtyRedDownSouth> Your a boy
<sometimesibreathe> no.......im a man...
<sometimesibreathe> or a teen
<sometimesibreathe> ....ok......a boy
<DirtyRedDownSouth> For get this Im gone
<sometimesibreathe> what......u dont like boys....are u gay or something
<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG!
<KaiN`> Are you trying to tell me somethig?
<KaiN`> THING
<KaiN`> BLAST YOU N BUTTON FROM HELL
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
<drGonzo> | /% &.&.&|
<drGonzo> | % -- ) .&&&&T|
<drGonzo> | -- &&&@D.--
<drGonzo> | ------- -&&&--
* drGonzo problem
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<christina19> chatting is gay
*** CTCP RIMJOB reply from dh-: eating ass rools
<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos..
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
<TeamXtrem> i must suck
<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :)
<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?