#31315 (-3/431)

<ether> my friend was a marine
<ether> said killin iraqis is like whack-a-mole at chuck-e-cheese

#31299 (-3/405)

<DocHolliday> faggot revolution
<DocHolliday> my dad warned me this day would come
<DocHolliday> first you let them marry, next they won't give you ops

#31284 (-3/385)

[toastar[CODRadiant]] i'll steal it from one of my friends
[toastar[CODRadiant]] they all have the box sex
[toastar[CODRadiant]] err
[toastar[CODRadiant]] set
[+TigerRei] bashed!

#31051 (-3/293)

Neo was killed by shark498
shark498: goodbye mr. anderson
Neo was killed by XERiM
XERiM: it is... inevitable
shark498: lol
XERiM wa killed by Neo
shark498 was killed by Neo
Neo: it ends tonight
XERiM: hahahaha
shark498: lol

#30796 (-3/291)

<hamster> does that text messag emake girls want to get naked for me?
<autoS> hmm .. almost
<autoS> change 'guy' to 'homosexual faggot'
<autoS> chicks dig the ghey chaps
<autoS> they'll get naked in front of you and everything ..
<hamster> excellent
<autoS> .. confident that the hardon in your pants is from you thinking of gay negros spunking in your bumhole

#30705 (-3/473)

(@tyree) i really think i should sell my farts to 3rd world governments
(@tyree) they'd make great toxic gas

#30668 (-3/369)

-edwards.servehttp.com- *** You were forced to join #GAYBUTTSECKS

#30538 (-3/319)

<clay> clay-----`
<clay-> clay------------->
<davidc> oh dear it finally happened
<davidc> clay finally amassed so much weight he split in two

#30051 (-3/265)

<Campster> I went to a gay bar last night. It was fun.
<Campster> I've been in so many strip clubs and red light districts in videogames that I didn't feel out of place at all.
<Campster> It was just like something out of a Deus Ex or Anachronox level.

#30005 (-3/361)

<ogw> ,u,ble grunt mumble
*** You are no longer marked as being away.
<LW> it speaks
<ogw-iii> I wiuldn't call that speech exact
<LW> did you clone yourself?
<ogw-iii> That's what's so great about being me...so many me's..."
<ogw> me me
<ogw-iii> ME
* LW think ogw-iii cloned himself
*** ogw-||| (ogw@8.2.8.6.cfl.rr.com) has joined channel #dnalounge
<ogw-|||> me me me me me me
<ogw> or me
<ogw-iii> or even me :-)
<ogw-|||> all OGW's proceed to battle LW
* LW ponders punting an ogw around like a ball on the floor
<ogw-iii> There's certainly enough of us...but I wouldn't recomend it

#29712 (-3/1033)

<JRC> OMG WTF LOL BBQ P2P ICQ MOM OIL VCR ISP DVD POP 707 IRK DUI CRT JRC!!!!111!!!111!!!1

#29559 (-3/3627)

<Atari> Lknaked1 your vagina stinks, bad, plz douche.

#29013 (-3/323)

* tito sets mode: +b CHANFIX!*@*

#28973 (-3/323)

<Zondark> im sorry man
<Zondark> i didnt mean to insult your filthy shit race

#28895 (-3/235)

* Lotus has joined #d00dz
* Chuq has joined #d00dz
* seahorse.on.ca.xnet.org sets mode: +ho Lotus Chuq
<RD> HAHAHAHA
<RD> Chuq and Lotus are getting a prostitute?

#28850 (-3/273)

<Josho> !pending
<migas> - 14578 quotes approved; 297 quotes pending; 423 marked as sux
<Josho> probably all of them
<Luigi30> 1 got through
<Luigi30> http://bash.org/?122456 <--- that one got through
<Josho> jesus
<Josho> i don't know how it did
<DigDug> awful
<Luigi30> lol
<Josho> even PEN says it's awful

#28775 (-3/275)

<LM> DirectX 9.0b Officially Released
<LM> anyone try this?
<derril> nope, u try first!

#28635 (-3/397)

[Piratez]: this is the sorta converstations .. ppl should be havin
[Piratez]: i'm lughing ma ass off.. evie..second
Sarah Barran: lol...u mean totally sensless druggy 1z
[Piratez]: lol
Sarah Barran: **senseless

#28518 (-3/275)

<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made
<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black

#27885 (-3/299)

<S\ashZer0> http://www.bash.cx/?27884
<@Rjx> for the love of god someone please kill it ;\
<S\ashZer0> i don't have it on mod just got it posted by the one who submitted :p
<@Rjx> man, with some of the people who submit quotes I really want to find them on IRC and ask them what the hell they were thinking, like with the 3 page long quotes
* Joins: INS|ANE (morg@ist.lieber.ein.pr0.gamer.als.ein.kuschelkueken.de)
<INS|ANE> hey you bitches :D
<S\ashZer0> here you are Rjx
<S\ashZer0> =)
* Quits: Rjx (rjx@radioparanoia.com) (Remote host closed the connection)

#27252 (-3/395)

<Potrod> I never see any black people go into my local lvideo game store and start saying stuff like "hey, do you have Suikoden 2?" or anything, though
<DanEtc> they like RPGs and Sports games.
<DanEtc> and Racing games
<DanEtc> never puzzle games or action adventure
<Potrod> Although when I asked for Suikoden at my local gamestop The black guy behind the counter was like "The man knows his games" and I was like "awwww yeah"
<DanEtc> behind the counter? Was he Robbing the place? LOL!

#27184 (-3/305)

<Akira|hereish_codingish> The trick to it
<Akira|hereish_codingish> honest to goodness
<Akira|hereish_codingish> is to eat the spam
<Akira|hereish_codingish> with some mustard
<Akira|hereish_codingish> then dip the twinkies in the juice in the bottom of the can

#26372 (-3/355)

<kisama> that girl looks like brett
<tito> she's cute
<tito> extremely cute

#26365 (-3/331)

<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim

#26208 (-3/309)

<Josho> man, i was cruising with this guy last night
<Josho> and some skunk was dead on the road and we all smelled it
<Josho> and my nigga jared starts taking huge snuffs
<Josho> "mmmmm man that smells so good, like real good skunk weed"
<Josho> fucking mexicans