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#298212 (1019/1117) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CoJaBo> Tho technicly, if its combusting at a subsonic rate, its called defloration..
RADiX> Thanks, Ill fix it on the way to class :)
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CoJaBo> *Deflagration, lol that would have been bad o_O
CoJaBo> uh-oh... |
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< SgtSauce> How come it's so quiet?
< SgtSauce> There's like million peoples on
<@|silicon> you'd be surprised how much duct tape $50 will buyComment: #geekissues
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#298897 (99/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~firez> nothing beat irc in bed tho
<~firez> or the instant moment you wake up
<&Adorable> Laptop > DS
<~firez> i dont have a laptop
<&Adorable> I do
<&Adorable> What I don't have; however, is my mother telling me to get off the computer because 11PM is past my bedtime :D
<~firez> lol
<~firez> i do
<&Adorable> I know :/ |
#298536 (130/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stumpie> how do I make firefox so my fat wife cannot delete my porn bookmarks while I am at work?Comment: #ubuntu@irc.freenode.net
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#298261 (535/647) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fetsuto> before there was private browsing, i used to use internet explorer for porn so i wouldn't clutter up firefox's history
<fetsuto> now i get horny every time i open ie |
#299090 (253/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I was from the future. |
#298993 (13/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back |
#298889 (198/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk |
#297328 (130/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Zous: so the other day on my way to work, I walked by a couple people who were taking a smoke break outside of the building
Zous: as I was walking by I heard one say "You know, I hear Splenda's supposed to be really bad for you" |
#140216 (1443/1615) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pit> I take off your shirt
<Pit> undressing you slowly
<Pit> you're a girl, right?
<dest> no :|
<Pit> I put on your shirt
<Pit> quickly
<Pit> and leave |
#104939 (-1/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses, and he asked if we need the ip address on the lo interface |
#295281 (85/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blueshirt> damn it
<Blueshirt> sailor moon will have to wait
<Blueshirt> parents downstairs |
#249451 (1181/1307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Tim333: You sound like a real winner
rockstar111: is that a good thing
Tim333: Have you ever heard of "sarcasm" or "irony", rockstar?
rockstar111: what
Tim333: Wow. It must be nice to be invulnerable to insult by means of incomprehension.
rockstar111: what the hell r u talking about |
#183939 (825/969) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&ScaryLptp> on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself.
<&ScaryLptp> unzip, "preparing to dispense product"Comment: #shsc
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#245406 (16/174) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gabe> mozilla and this java chat seem to hate each other
<gabe> maybe it will be better on IE
<gabe> fingers crossed
<Xyzyxx> gabe, you should download a real IRC client
<gabe> yeah. and get a virus? no thanks
<Xyzyxx> irc clients don't usually come with viruses :P
<gabe> zonealarm would beg to differ |
#154074 (153/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<newnicknamehere> how do I fix it?
<luvlg15> type
<DJPerks> type /nick Phail4Lyfe
<hopefulsemblance> type "/phailatlife"
<cheddarcheese> lol
* newnicknamehere is now known as Phail4lyfe
<hopefulsemblance> there ya go
* Phail4lyfe is now known as Phailatlife
<hopefulsemblance> perfect
<Phailatlife> it doesnt say Samual
<maddemp> niiiice |
#153809 (190/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* lady_di8 whips himself with a mouse cord
<Jeff> himself wtf
* lady_di8 has quit IRC (Quit: ) |
#299153 (118/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I have decided that I much prefer to develop using OpenGL than Direct3D
<Sohcahtoa> OpenGL code just feels so much cleaner.
<Fandang0-> what are you developing
<Sohcahtoa> So far, nothing, really. Just learning the API.
<TeamR> a girl simulator
<zokum> a girl simulator? that'd be 1% opengl code for it to look photo realistic, the rest will have to be fuzzy logic and random routies, and of course, a memory module that records all errorsComment: #wow, EFnet
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#298435 (66/178) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me |
#229916 (-6/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...Comment: GameSurge, #woot
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#296831 (1366/1522) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paradox> apparently some douchebag went to harrass the gay club on campus
<Paradox> and mooned them. I don't think that guy thought things through. |
#250200 (201/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and turning off the life support machine for a loved one.. who here wouldn't choose to leave the router plugged in ?
<+Marticus> SirPNut: you just said the same thing twice, i dont understandComment: #peeringsa
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#296762 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(&sith) she wasn't fat
(&sith) but she's not skinny either
(+pixelmixer) so she was fat?Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#190078 (392/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calgary> !calc 42/12
-Vectra[22]- ** (CALC): 42/12 = 3.5
<Calgary> !calc 53/3
-Vectra[22]- ** (CALC): 53/3 = 17.666667
<StFu145> !calc 23/0
*** -Vectra[22]- has left #CalculatorBot (connection timed out)
<StFu145> oops |
#115600 (517/633) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D-side> tbo: yeah, something like 20% of students who responded to the survey said they would give up the right to vote permenantly if they were given an ipod touch.
<D-side> know what i say to that?
<D-side> BUY THEM IPODS |
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