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#303315 (21/119) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Griff> vuvuzela's are like children.. they can be annoying as hell until you have your own one
<Foulwynd> and then blow it..Comment: #worldofraids
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#303453* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Note that this is a PG-13 rated channel...]
* Orochi is now known as Dick_Saucer
<+Dick_Saucer> Saaaau~ceeerrrrrrr
* Dick_Saucer is now known as Orochi
<+Orochi> ...wait, FUCK, wrong network entirely
<+Orochi> grrrr
<Turaiel> NICE
<Panyk|Felid> ...what is the RIGHT network for that? |
#303711* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Elions: after a week of trying to do so
Elions: i've discovered i am physically unable to grow a bearComment: s/bear/beard/
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#304050* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@KearV1> wonder where I can get a jesus robe...
<@KearV1> it looks comfy but then you would think if it were that comfy ppl wouldn't be walking around in pants
<Joel> I think it's more the lack of accidental junk flashing that makes pants more popular.
<Luke> are you saying jesus used to flash his junk?
<Joel> Well, Jesus probably used his Jesus powers to not. But other people probably will.
<Robe> jesus power 1. walking on water, jesus power 2. rising from the dead. jesus power 3 turning water into wine. jesus power 4. not flashing your junk when walking around in a robe.
<Joel> He's some sort of floating, drunk, non-flashing Jewish zombie |
#304187* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SoundWizard> I like to think that Australians are just spiders in human disguse
<ShadowExile> Oh really? :P
<ShadowExile> Actually I found a spider the other day
<ShadowExile> it was like, right beside my computer and I went to like, kill it inside a tissue
<ShadowExile> the main part of it's body kinda exploded
<ShadowExile> but it's front part (just the head) was still moving
<ShadowExile> and the legs were still moving
<ShadowExile> fucking scared me
<ShadowExile> i think it was poisonous
<ShadowExile> Then I went to crush it's head and the fucking fangs or something
<ShadowExile> went through the tissue into my finger :(
<ShadowExile> I haven't been able to play since
<SoundWizard> Scary world
<@Bangerz> we don't have poisonous and non-poisonous spiders here, it's dead in 2 minutes or dead in 2 hours |
#304524* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mike god loves everything, including people who rape and murder children, since he hasn't stopped making those folks just yet |
#304565* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Azuvix> Naturally. Hackers turn food and caffeine into code. |
#304647* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<IllFlower> <ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape? <-- You know, I just realized that I read over this sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life. |
#304868* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> If it is between the hours of 2AM-4AM, and you are about to go to bed, and you are located anywhere where there is another individual present, i.e. a house or an apartment, and you decide to masturbate before bed, they WILL wake the fuck up and suddenly have to find YOU just to tell YOU about this amazing fucking dream they had.
<Pryoidain> Fucking hate this shit, it happens entirely too often. |
#304877* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<necrobobsledder> my cat is learning how to open cabinet doors, fuck
<necrobobsledder> apparently he used to open doors by twisting the knob with his paws
<factormystic> I've heard of that before- "We'll be fine, unless the raptors figure out how to open doors"
<factormystic> and you saw how that ended
<factormystic> a hamfisted tale of scientific hubris
<factormystic> so, bewareComment: #cobol
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#304885* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NekoTheTwo> frank_usrs: How do I delete windows in irssi?
<frank_usrs> NekoTheTwo: /exec cat /dev/null > /path/to/windows/partition/*
<NekoTheTwo> Why are you so mean?
<frank_usrs> you asked me how to delete windows in irssi... |
#305331 (21/823) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@swight> I walked by someone's office a few minutes ago
<@swight> her name was
<@swight> Anita Doody
<@swight> sounds like a kid asking to go to the bathroom
<@swight> I saw it, said it twice in my head, and barely made it out to the hall before cracking up
<@swight> I'm such a child :)
<@Rjx> hahah
<@Rjx> I'm keeping that one to use as a fake nameComment: #geekissues@efnet
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#305481* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+MistressArle> Why is all of the female torso gear sexy stuff?
<+MistressArle> School uniforms, Leotards, Corsets and Robes?
<+MistressArle> I said it before and I'll say it again, my team must look like a troupe of prostetutes.
<+MistressArle> ...
<@CaptainJistuce> School uniforms are not NECESSARILY sexy... though given the rest of the stuff in that list, I'm leaning towards fetish and less appropriate to setting.
<+MistressArle> Made worse by the fact that the only male in my active party is Isaac, the black guy.
<+MistressArle> JB: Up until a moment ago, one of my characters was wearing a nurse hat, a leotard and high heels.
<@CaptainJistuce> Nothing says RPG hero quite like that |
#305598* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< matty> Anathema, oh.. shes a nurse. well you cant beat medical professinals. You should buy her a latex outfit btw.
<@Anathema> she already has one
<@Anathema> she bought it herself
< matty> Anathema, hurrr
<@KikiJiki> Anathema, I've seen that uniform almost every day of my life on my mother, needless to say it never had any allure
< matty> you fail sir!
<@Anathema> KikiJiki: lol
<@KikiJiki> NOT HTE LATEX ONE
<@KikiJiki> YOU FAGGOTS
<@Anathema> KikiJiki: you should have specified
<@KikiJiki> I WAS TYPING
<@KikiJiki> FUCK |
#305872* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HelgeSver> is it true that the easy way is the wrong way?
<_chaotic> From my life experience I can say there're no particular rules -- there may be plenty of cases, where the hard way is wrong as hell
<_chaotic> E.g., once I was trying to date a girl in a long roundabout way, and I failed
<_chaotic> While another guy (not being much better than I) used a straightforward approach and succeeded
<HelgeSver> Life sucks indeed
<_chaotic> Not tha much -- that guy failed afterwards
<_chaotic> Hence the moral -- it doesn't matter which way you choose, you'll fail eventuallyComment: #C++ on EFnet
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#306551* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
platnicat: IF YOU DON'T MAKE THAT NARWHAL CUM IN 30 SECONDS, IT'S GONNA WHIP YOU RAW
platnicat: X.X
platnicat: Fuck
platnicat: Wrong tab
• platnicat exits
Kladiin: o.o
Kladiin: best wrong tab message I've ever seen, platnicat.Comment: #Linux_Furs on FurNet, directed at a PM
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#306634* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<brad> I like the one astronauts comments I heard on 145.53 this morning, which went along the lines of something like "This shuttle worked great in every way and I think we're returning it pristine ... oh, except for the door that opened on reentry"
<melstav> hah. could have been a bad thing, since each door has a pressure seal, iirc... glad they didn't have a hull breach.
<niteshad> brad: was it a bay door?
<brad> I don't recall, it was mentioned very nonchalantly in passing
<brad> haven't researched yet
<paul> if you havin hull problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a breach aint one |
#306739* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vivisector> Enlightenment++
<Vivisector> Do like, A+++++++ would reconfigure for hours again
<echoed> what?
<Vivisector> Enlightenment window manager
<echoed> 16 or 17?
<Vivisector> 16.999
<Vivisector> no i'm not trolling
<Vivisector> that's the actual version number |
#306866* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<geck> can we start a glue factory, invite little girls over to pet a horse then give them a bottle of glue?
<Dr_Obvious> yes |
#306988* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@reimero> I'm heading out. Feel crappy.
<@Mr_Shifty> thanks, you too
-!- reimero [~jreimers@763995D6.474CF3D0.87D0951F.IP] has quit [Client exited]
<@hackess> LOL |
#307245 (21/75) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lastair> japanese cosmo
<Lastair> 10 hot sex tips!
<Lastair> tips 1-10: whimper like you're being raped |
#307459* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wiremgon> oh good god gmail
<wiremgon> no, no new look. BAD.
<Peet> who are you to stand in the way of progress
<Peet> and ugly UIs
<wiremgon> i bailed on gaim when it was still called gaim
<Peet> what you don't like beautiful GTK software??
<wiremgon> gmail feels slower now too :(
<Peet> a little extra ajaxy goodness never hurt anyone
<wiremgon> oh for the love of god steam
<Peet> oh now you're going to tell me you expect software to WORK |
#307571* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Leftie] fuck me, spent ages trying to figure out why my speakers wasn't working. TURN THEM FUCKING ON ADAM YOU TWIT. |
#310342 (21/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< cbreak> if the C++ committee was lead by Microsoft's Excel team... auto would be called car in the english version of C++. |
#310982* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<me> :(
<society> Turn that frown upside down!
<me> ): |
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