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#38397 (21/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scriptx> i told some chic tonight
<scriptx> during beerpong
<scriptx> that if i were rich i'd buy an oc192
<scriptx> she's like.. a what?
<scriptx> i said.. the mad fast internet
<scriptx> and she was like.. oh.. nice
<scriptx> you're damn right bitch
<scriptx> she's getting packeted
<scriptx> as soon as i get itComment: #TriX on EFnet
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#39716 (21/167) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** DrVoke[retardad] has joined #atheism
<six> i thought [retarded] was the default option on irc |
#40380 (21/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
rebjudson: hehe, i'm the entire female contingent in your group of friends
Ilanbg: watch out then
Ilanbg: and now that i think about it, that was not funny
Ilanbg: only creepy
rebjudson: um, yeah... |
#40905 (21/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Angst_> Best csi:miami moment ever, suspect's name: Wayne King.Comment: #BT efnet, maybe only the brits will understand this one ;)
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#48908 (21/419) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@hydro|> fuck drinking
<@hydro|> imho
<@sxh> word, fuck drinking
<@hydro|> people get uppity when i say that
<@hydro|> because they think i'm trying to say getting stoned makes me better
<@hydro|> and i am saying that |
#60275 (21/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to get a life and your progress is to make a homepage and get people from IRC to read it |
#118636 (21/179) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mango: Hey, the server seems slow, are you aware of any reason for that?
Support: i'm copying, then restoring a 4.9gb user backup :D
Mango: righto, that should explain it then :)
Support: I have asked the user
Support: they are in fact stock piling code in case of WW3 |
#228032* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+theSGL|Plesh> the chance
<+theSGL|Plesh> of a ostrich
<+theSGL|Plesh> running into your back garden
<+theSGL|Plesh> and killing you
-!- Marvikarhu [marvindell@line-18285.dyn.kponet.fi] has joined #lhc
< Marvikarhu> GUYS HELP
< Marvikarhu> there was this ostrich....
<+theSGL|Plesh> ITS Ok
< Marvikarhu> in my backyard
<+theSGL|Plesh> LOL
< Marvikarhu> it just came and fucking bit meComment: Talking about the lhc destroying the world.
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#244617* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hushicho> Wish me luck, I'm leaving to hang my art show soon!!
<Hawkye> Wouldn't it be best to grant it a fair trial first?Comment: #captain_n
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#297622* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Bot190: Firefox is complaining that opening 17 tabs might slow it down
Warchamp7: I have 25+ tabs open most of the time
Warchamp7: My Firefox doesn't complain
Warchamp7: It doesn't say a thing
Warchamp7: And it when it crashes, it apologizes
Warchamp7: That's how a browser should be |
#300701* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aerv> So, I got home from work about 40 minutes ago, and I saw my wife and her friend playing on the couch.
<Aerv> Now, normally that would be highly arousing
<Aerv> but they weren't playing with each other
<Aerv> They were playing with the puppy my wife just bought
<Aerv> And didn't tell me about
<Aerv> until I got home
<Aerv> At least they got a good puppy, German Shepard, not some little rat thing
<Scruffy> lol
<Aerv> The puppy already likes me the best
<Aerv> After my annoyance with ANOTHER mouth to feed, I saw how cute she was
<Thor> *she*....so....I think we all know the question at hand. :P
<Scruffy> what?
<Scruffy> how long til he porks it?
* Thor watches scruffy prove his point.
* Aerv has kicked Scruffy from #sfn
* Aerv has kicked Thor from #sfn |
#300884 (21/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Coldhak> par for #anime is to expect a response after 25 minutes (length of an episode) |
#301049* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kniht> face it, irc is where it's at, everyone else just Doesn't Get It(tm)
<Corwinoid> IRC is kind of like clerks on the tubes
<Kniht> we do have Jey and Silent Bots
<jey> lol |
#301052* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<&Adventureman> what have you collected so far?
<&jelly> well i just buy it for the gold/silver content mostly, so i buy what i can find for a good price relative to the value of the metal content
<&jelly> ive got four european coins, one belgian, one french, one german and one clogese one, its got unpronouncable dutch writing on it
<&jelly> three british sovereigns
<&jelly> two south african krugerrands
<&jelly> a handful of chinese pandas
<+eggnog> and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee |
#301137* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Auphamim> Assclown.
<Auphamim> An awakened donkey with levels in bard?
<Auphamim> And ranks in Perform (Comedy)?
<CapnTurgo> I think it is more along the lines of a butt that shoots confetti and silk cloth whenever it farts
<LordSocky> ...and all I can think now is "HAPPY NEW YEARS! PFFFTTTT!" |
#301284* (?/67) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@_Snark> i never upgrade windows operating systems unless i have a
compelling reason too
<@_Snark> it's like swapping one pair of poopie undies for another pair
of slightly less poop covered underwear
<@_Snark> the newer pair might be slightly less poopie
<@_Snark> but i already have this pair on, and at least the poop is body
temp. |
#301336 (21/457) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred |
#301390* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[SumWon] Okay, I'm not going to be able to make this thing any faster than like 8 fps...I'm moving on to java.
[KillerK] java can't do it either
[SumWon] Yeah it can...
[KillerK] Not as well as C++
[SumWon] You don't even know what I'm doing xD
[KillerK] No, but I do know that C++ can do it better :P
[SumWon] Both have their pluses and their minuses.
[KillerK] C++ has more plusses than Java...
[KillerK] SEE PLUS PLUS? JAVA NO PLUS PLUS |
#301501* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ploddish: when you get a cat
Ploddish: it inherits everything in the house |
#301612* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aaron> After three years, my AppleCare plan is up today. I fully expect my MacBook Pro to spontaneously combust.
<Kelly>nonsense, its a mac
<Tom>It will be the easiest-to-use and coolest looking fire available.
People with mere fire engulfed Dells will certainly envy you. |
#301820* (?/65) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
A: this software is fucking awesome
A: lol at the price tag though
A: *opens utorrent* |
#301915* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
baka.yuki@live.com says:
The single
baka.yuki@live.com says:
worst error
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i ever made
baka.yuki@live.com says:
bar NONE
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i was doing some work on a corporate server that was running drupal, and the drupal was controlling like 5 corporate websites
baka.yuki@live.com says:
well i had created a sandbox website
baka.yuki@live.com says:
and i went to clear the directory
Alister says:
eeeeesh
baka.yuki@live.com says:
rm -rf *
baka.yuki@live.com says:
didn't realize
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i had cd .. 'd
baka.yuki@live.com says:
deleted the WHOLE CORPORATE CLUSTER
Alister says:
hahahahahahaha
baka.yuki@live.com says:
the only thing i was thinking was "Gee there sure are alot of files in this sandbox"
Alister says:
then it slowly dawned on you?
baka.yuki@live.com says:
well it actually all dawned on me at once when i got a rather urgent phone call telling me every web cloud application had just crashed
baka.yuki@live.com says:
then i was like "....OHHHHH..."Comment: the curse of pry strikes again...
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#301964* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Carlsagan43: go to notepad
Carlsagan43: put this text in there:
Carlsagan43: %0|%0
Carlsagan43: save file as test.bat
cockgoblin: stop hacking me
Carlsagan43: double click file
Carlsagan43: you really think 5 bytes is going to hack your computer?
cockgoblin: yes
cockgoblin: keeps running
cockgoblin: oh no, cmd.exe esploded
Carlsagan43: what?
Carlsagan43: you still there?
Carlsagan43: cg there?
cockgoblin left the room.
cockgoblin [cockgoblin@cs.rkive.org/FRANKLIN] entered the room.
Carlsagan43: hey
Carlsagan43: what happened?
cockgoblin: hey, remind me to save everything before I run any of your shit in the future, I just gotta make up the last two hours of work on a midterm, peace
cockgoblin left the room. |
#302017* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Lloyd> I wonder if we have ice cream? I wanna make a milkshake...
<Bee> be careful
<Bee> I heard those things bring mutlitudes of men to your lawn
Lloyd> good thing I don't have a yard. I should be safe
<Nyx> will you teach me, Luna?
<Bonnie>She will
<Bee> she's got a price regulated by the union for this kind of thing
<Bonnie>But you have to pay her first
<Bonnie>Exactly
* Nyx facepalms |
#302139* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DFSniper> mmm, one more year til miley can pose in playboy
<Critical> she'll be preggers by then
<Cookie> Or lindsey lohanified. |
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