<Erik> I tried going outside once, but there was this thing that hurt my eyes, so I stayed in.
<Megan> sun?
<Megan> hehe
<Erik> no, ugly people.
<jasperdett> :D
<resuni> :D
<Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike?
<highjack> does anyone have a time machine I can borrow?
<Zetta> highjack: yeah, but I need it back ten minutes ago
<Programix> drugs are like cheat codes in real life
<Programix> they are awesome but it ruins the rest of the game
<GauHelldragon> G-Flex
<GauHelldragon> how many cubic milliliters can you fit in a bathtub
<G-Flex> what is a cubic milliliter
<G-Flex> you're going to have to ask me in units that aren't hyperdimensional
GrawSith> I need a bunch of mannequin feet to store my socks on, so when i get them they're already stretchy and nice
<Yuyu> Im pretty handy at FAPS games though
<Yuyu> ...........
<Yuyu> FPS
<indigo> some of my fish are not very smart.
<indigo> i have some that are small catfish (1-2") with a sucker mouth
<indigo> i startled some, and they jumped above the waterline and clung to the glass in the air.
<dd7> sigh
<Marcus> whats up?
<dd7> i was eating a sandwich on my electronics workstation right
<dd7> well i ended up getting bread crumbs in the breadboard
<dd7> go figure
<pgp> i want food but it is raining and i have no escape from the rain
<pgp> oh wait i have apples
<iank> use them to construct an umbrella
<iank> so you can buy food
<nuintari> two happy little bacteria cells have met, estalished a cute little rapport, wined and dined, enjoyed each other company as dear good friends, fallen madly in love, settled down for a night of loving mutal physical satisfaction, then realized that they are not sexual beings, said fuck all that, and then deciding that they should just remain friends, and immediately go into mitosis
<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not.
<D--> Haiku OS is so fast, it makes me feel like I'm using a computer in 1990 instead of 2010.
<hcs> that's what you get when the developers have the discipline to write each subroutine in exactly 17 instructions
<fbcash> has anyone here flashed their xbox before?
<warbucks> no, but I once showed my dick to a nintendo DS
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<hitenmaster> You don't say.
<@i_c-Y> what exactly is "irreconcilable differences" for a divorce?
<@zeno> You know... one person insists on the D_n notation for a dihedral group, the other on D_{2n}.
<Iridium> it's funny
<Iridium> I saw that there's an article on the NYT about how we can't focus anymore with all this multitasking
<Iridium> so I opened it in a new tab and went to finish reading my other RSS items
<Iridium> and then checked email, and facebook
<Iridium> and am updating you all here
<Iridium> and ten minutes later just realized I haven't looked at the article yet. =/
<happyman|sleep> man i was just thinking of something. it would be great to setup an entire irc server of nothing but bots. that appear to be real people. so when random people join the server. they can spend weeks there thinking they are really talking to people.. only to randomly come back every now and then and let all the people know they were all only bots
<+Wolvenhaven> lol
<+Wolvenhaven> i used to run a room called #someonewhocares
<+Wolvenhaven> and it was moderated
<+Wolvenhaven> with a bot which tried to convince people to suicide
<banquo> J and I bought Ron and his wife a fuckswing for their wedding present.
<banquo> They won't admit to having used it, but they do have a fern in their bedroom now that's on a REALLY big eyebolt
<DuClare> The presence of tech people is what made freenode really different
<DuClare> But these days I'm on #freenode helping people buy a dog kennel because they can't comprehend inches and feet
<feem> what are all these letters and numbers on my screen
<MFZ> feem: That is called "text". Some have the ability to "read".
<osxdude> Wow facebook.
<osxdude> An app just asked me if I thought my mom was a virgin
<+dlong> I wonder if I could do a thesis on Super Mario Bros. as an allegory for drugs and rape
[@tank] o_O
[@tank] i think you could
[@tank] drugs yes
[@tank] rape...idk
[@tank] where does the rape come in
<+dlong> tank: Bowser kidnaps Peach in Super Mario Bros.
[@tank] yes
<+dlong> In Super Mario Bros. 3, he suddenly has 7 kids
<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an error
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< shortcircuit> dastoob is about to get a lot smarter; I just retrieved the missing parts of his memory a few minutes ago. He's coming back up.
< shortcircuit> Oh, wow. His resident memory is up to 943M and still climbing.
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< brousch> dastoob die
< shortcircuit> Stabilized at 1000M virt, 972M resident.
< dastoob> haz like.. 13 f utah..
< shortcircuit> I'm sorry, did I say 'smarter'? O.o
< brousch> he is smarter! now he uses leetspeak!
* shortcircuit wonders if he can purge parts of the data set.
< shortcircuit> Yeah, looks like I can.
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< shortcircuit> dastoob: Feeling smarter?
< dastoob> am reading the Wealth of Nations.. It's quiet?..
< shortcircuit> I think that's a Yes.