#807 (-2/365)

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material

#736 (-2/384)

<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs

#735 (-2/496)

<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly

#724 (-2/466)

<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

#700 (-2/404)

<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.

#628 (-2/290)

<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild

#552 (-2/420)

[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?

#450 (-2/356)

<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?

#431 (-2/354)

*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)

#420 (-2/388)

<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?

#389 (-2/461)

<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya

#377 (-2/418)

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day

#359 (-2/342)

<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.

#357 (-2/368)

<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.

#338 (-2/464)

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!

#304 (-2/498)

<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad

#293 (-2/540)

*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)

#245 (-2/533)

n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?

#194 (-2/376)

<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)

#142 (-2/530)

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better

#137 (-2/558)

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.

#116 (-2/490)

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug

#106 (-2/549)

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!

#95 (-2/674)

<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana

#48 (-2/754)

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long