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+Cpt_Blinky: I'm so bleak
+Cpt_Blinky: cos I have all this shiny new anime
+Cpt_Blinky: but I have to wait three weeks to watch it!
+Cpt_Blinky: DOH!
@Crais: O.o
@Crais: why is that?
+Cpt_Blinky: My desktop is in the shop
+Cpt_Blinky: and my Laptop can't handle hi-def
+Cpt_Blinky: :(
@Crais: what happened to your desktop?
+Cpt_Blinky: I'm embarrassed to say...
+Cpt_Blinky: I will lose my street cred if the news gets around LOL
@Crais: Don't worry
@Crais: It won't
+Cpt_Blinky: ok you ready?
@Crais gives a sinister chuckle
+Cpt_Blinky: get this!
+Cpt_Blinky: I blew the motherboard...
@Crais: O.o
+Cpt_Blinky: putting laptop ram in it and switching it on!
+Cpt_Blinky hides in shame
@Crais: LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
+Cpt_Blinky: and I'm not even a hardware noob!
+Cpt_Blinky: LOL
@Crais: oh yes you are
@Crais: LOL
+Cpt_Blinky: you bastards I knew I shoulda kept mum
+Cpt_Blinky: ok I'm a hardware noob I admit it
@Crais will treasure this chatlog forevah.
+Cpt_Blinky: yes yes let's all have a good laugh at the muppet blinky
DeathRow: You should have made a video dude
+Cpt_Blinky: yeah of my face as I smelled that horrible smell of my melting preciousssssss
@Crais: ok one question
@Crais: how'd you manage to put laptop ram in your desktop MBO?
@Crais: it -doesn't even fit-
+Cpt_Blinky: omg now I'm really embarrassed
+Cpt_Blinky: ok check it out
+Cpt_Blinky: so it was called a RAM kit
+Cpt_Blinky: 2 sticks in one pack
+Cpt_Blinky: omg I can't believe I'm telling you this
+Cpt_Blinky: so I thought cool
+Cpt_Blinky: you put both sticks in one slot and the kit is 'assembled'!
@Crais: HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+Cpt_Blinky is AFK killing himself
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<shinygerbil> is it basmati, long grain, what
<WolfLord> white!
<WolfLord> white rice!
<daeghnao> There's a zillion kinds of rice.
<WolfLord> white!
<WolfLord> hehe
<shinygerbil> DONT BE SO SUPREMACIST
<WolfLord> THE MASTER RICE
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Note: he was on AIM on his phone
dr4yn30: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
dr4yn30: I HAVE T9
dr4yn30: HATE*
dr4yn30: I WAS TELLING SOMEONE I LOVED THEIR APP
dr4yn30: FOR A GAME
dr4yn30: AND T9 MADE IT SAY ''I love your ass''
dr4yn30: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
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<smxsy> i wonder if alien races show off to each other by seeing who's got the biggest prime number
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< r3in> wow
< r3in> so i totally forgot that i was 21
< r3in> I guess i missed a year somewhere
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<@|silicon> awesome customer of the day
<@|silicon> got a T1 point-to-point from us
<@|silicon> which you know would require 2 T1 routers
<@|silicon> so he goes to Fry's and gets two linksys 54gs
<@|silicon> no less than 3 people had to explain to him
<@|silicon> that will not work
<@|silicon> THEY ARE ROUTERS WHY NOT?!
<@|silicon> incredible irrational anger
<@|silicon> wow
<@|silicon> he seriously called SBC
<@|silicon> and they told him it would not work
<@|silicon> then he believed us
Comment:
#geekissues EFNet
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<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3
Comment:
Panzer being Australian, CeeKay being American.
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