QDB: Quotes for

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

#244791 (655/863) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TerrorBite> Parse error: parse error, unexpected spanish inquisition in /var/www/index.php on line 51
<NotoriousOIT> bwaha
<kazin> I'm sure the author wasn't expecting that.

#270224 (310/502) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The Fizz Meister: Ungh, ME.
The Fizz Meister: I had to use that for several years.
The Fizz Meister: :(
The Fizz Meister: Bonus was that if I was about to get caught using porn, I'd just restart it.
The Fizz Meister: Say it crashed.
The Fizz Meister: Worked every time.Comment: BYOND

#171576 (327/561) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyJames> I know how not to cook lobster
<CrazyJames> me mother worked for the gas company
<CrazyJames> on a helphone back in the seventies
<CrazyJames> giving out reciepes
<CrazyJames> booking appointments etc
<CrazyJames> someone called her asking how to get the lobsters to stop tapping on the glass of the oven door

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

14,883 quotes approved; 8,692 ; karma: 189.4805