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#235864 (927/1023) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tom> here's a tip, you can't substitute a washing machine for a dish washer
<Ben> ...
<Tom> can you hear the noise from up the street?
<Ben> no... which way around did you mix them up?
<Tom> I tried cutlery in the washing machine. it's scratching the door up
<Ben> !!!!!! are you insane?
<Tom> nowai
<Ben> knives at 1200RPM
<Tom> it won't be 1200RPM
<Ben> it will when it gets to the spin cycle
<Tom> !
<Tom> brb

#237075 (647/869) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yahoo> God, don't you hate it when the internet seems to be exhausted?
<Yahoo> The feeling that there's nothing left to do on it.
<Yahoo> Nevermind, found something

#234785 (367/601) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cogwheel> So at Longs Drugs there was a rack of "wellness" pamphlets for various ailments. One was called "Women and Migranes". First thought to cross my mind was "Cause and Effect"

#235527 (-1/705) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
KamEHiTsu: but nothing is definite in this world if it doesn't last long enough to matter
x3RoZ: you know you're pretty deep sometimes
x3RoZ: but you miss the mark more than often
x3RoZ: loooool
KamEHiTsu: the misplaced philosopher
KamEHiTsu: hm, i just dropped my head phone into my cereal
KamEHiTsu: now it's delicious

#239100 (-10/1200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_nite666> Lol, at my friend's birthday party
<Dark_nite666> It was all internet nerds
<Dark_nite666> and when his parents brought his cake out
<Looce> cake's a lie?
<Dark_nite666> all it said was "The Game"
<Looce> LOL
<Dark_nite666> everyone in the room went "FUCK"
<Vidi> lmao
<Dark_nite666> then he proceeded to say the cake is a lie
<Dark_nite666> and they took it away
<Dark_nite666> and we all got ice cream and mountain dew >_>

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