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#50213 (330/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Milktea> theres a lotta controversey about 9-11
<W1N9Zr0> it's -2 |
#50144 (303/431) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<No> I'm in a class teaching PERL. We're supposed to be looking up information about it. Someone say something vaguely related to it so I can justify being on here.
<Elantios> PERL sucks
<No> That'll do. |
#50201 (314/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Symbiotic> So I just found out that my school has a Student Anarchy Club.
<Symbiotic> All they do is sit around, eat pizza, and occasionally challenge the Student Government to a fistfight. |
#49957 (399/617) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shen> aah!
<shen> cat!
<shen> get off me, cat
<shen> I just gave you food, now go away, I am trying to type
<shen> no, don't purr, go and sit on your pillows
<shen> ...
<shen> you know, I should really shout at the cat, instead of just talking on IRC like this |
#50000 (355/551) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<celti> Ahh!
<celti> No more sticky spacebar
<celti> ...fuck.
<celti> If you laugh, I will murder you. |
#50190 (326/506) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Mafi) A friend of mine, earlier, kept nudging me, making my computer run slow
(+Mafi) (Over MSN)
(+Mafi) So I said "Do that one more time, and I'll kill you."
(+Mafi) She did it once more
(+Mafi) I waited 'til she was playing World of Warcraft
(+Mafi) And nudged her, spammed her, and sent voice clips
(+Mafi) ...I killed her ENTIRE GROUPComment: #otf_games on irc.gamesurge.net
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#50188 (217/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< celti> Bah
< celti> I actually got stuffed in the oven by my sisters
< celti> they didn't turn it on, though.
< Erika> celti: I need to meet your sisters.
< Erika> Because they sound awesome. |
#50042 (221/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jeff: I didnt know how to do a problem
Jeff: so I drew a giant pacman and wrote "pacman sez math is hard"
Jeff: teacher just wrote "Spelling -1"Comment: #aim
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#50174 (188/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raynor> yo yo yo hows cornell
<Jolteon> cool, im actually not months behind in school work like last year
<Zoinky> that's because it hasn't been months since you started |
#50085 (234/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Asaga> holy crap, Elec's a girl1?
<CtrlAltDestroy> no, she's a girl2
<Asaga> XD
<Asaga> is anyone here a girl3?
<CtrlAltDestroy> Girl3 hasn't been released yet, still in beta stages
<Asaga> oh
<Asaga> beta testing the new version of girl?
<Asaga> Girl 3.0
<CtrlAltDestroy> It's done really good in tests, but there are still a few problems
<Asaga> I hope they fixed the Period bug |
#50180 (203/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DangerousCurves> man
<DangerousCurves> now i wanna go into a store
<DangerousCurves> and buy a pregnancy test
<DangerousCurves> then come back in 5 mins and buy some wire coathangers |
#50161 (154/300) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infer|NHS> Oh shite, guess I'm not applying to NHS.
<pr0fessor> why?
<Infer|NHS> Didn't read forms, need references.
<Infer|NHS> Due first thing tomorrow. So it goes.
<CiA10386> You could just make them up! :-D
<CiA10386> Put me down as an international documtarist and war corrospondant and when they call me up, I'll just start fucking screaming over the line and hang up. |
#50013 (170/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HomoAnalPenis> and than what?
<HomoAnalPenis> still dont work
<Cactus> what
<Cactus> Oh ya, you have to put the if outside the loop after it adds +2
<HomoAnalPenis> so do i leave the stop() inside still?
<Cactus> no, take that out
<Cactus> no wait
<HomoAnalPenis> why? but if stop() isnt called then it keeps repeating
<Cactus> oh ya you're right
<Cactus> grr dude, your name is really distracting me
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#49988 (247/539) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moo> I want to get a stuffed kitten doll, and then go to the sporting goods store and buy one of those walnut plaques they use to mount animal heads.
<tbird> ok
<moo> After cutting the stuffed kitten doll in half (front half and back half), I'll take the back have and attach it to the plaque.
<moo> I will hang this on the wall of my office.
<tbird> ok
<moo> When people ask me what the hell it is, I will answer, "That's a cat ass trophy. I figure if I can keep it here, the business will run more smoothly."
<moo> Then, after a month of answering this question, I will detach the half-kitten doll from the plaque and leave it laying on my desk.
<moo> When people ask me what the hell happened, I will answer, "Cat ass trophic failure."
<tbird> o_O |
#50021 (221/487) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public |
#50008 (143/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Jake> to fix it
<@Jake> type //say $decode(aGkgDQogcXVpdCA6aW0gZ2F5,m)
<Curse_of_Dragon> hi
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<Curse_of_Dragon> what was that about?
<@Jake> you did it wrong
<@Jake> try again
<Curse_of_Dragon> hi
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<Curse_of_Dragon> for some reason mirc keeps quitting
<Curse_of_Dragon> i'll try it again because i dont think i did it right
<Curse_of_Dragon> hi
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#49934 (174/462) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
S*****Hitokiri: I need love
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13Comment: Ed. note: SmarterChild is a conversation bot on AIM
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#49986 (112/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryan> that and the scenes shot in first person view mode
<ryan> me and my friend started laughing
<ryan> and he yells
<ryan> "oh wtf.... hes got aimbot.... now the fucker is wall hacking"
<Psykus> haha
<ryan> the 13 and 14 year olds that skipped school behind us were laughing at him
<ryan> so i turned around and threw the rest of my DOTS and yelled in a raspy voice
<ryan> "STFU COUNTERSTRIKE BITCHES"Comment: discussing the doom movie
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#49991 (68/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon party on it
<Tezkah> ah, the wonders of technologyComment: #torchthebridge, slashnet
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#49997 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B> what westlife songs have I sent
<Pokeytax> what possible gain can I derive from telling you
<Mullenkamp> what is a question mart
<Mullenkamp> k.
<Mullenkamp> question mark.
<B> we are too poor to go to the question mart
<B> that is why we have no question marks
<Mullenkamp> yeah, that would explain it |
#50041 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Foobar800000: ebay Bold: the most expensive <b> in the world |
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