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<moo> I want to get a stuffed kitten doll, and then go to the sporting goods store and buy one of those walnut plaques they use to mount animal heads.
<tbird> ok
<moo> After cutting the stuffed kitten doll in half (front half and back half), I'll take the back have and attach it to the plaque.
<moo> I will hang this on the wall of my office.
<tbird> ok
<moo> When people ask me what the hell it is, I will answer, "That's a cat ass trophy. I figure if I can keep it here, the business will run more smoothly."
<moo> Then, after a month of answering this question, I will detach the half-kitten doll from the plaque and leave it laying on my desk.
<moo> When people ask me what the hell happened, I will answer, "Cat ass trophic failure."
<tbird> o_O |