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<pastoralist> ...Guess what
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> What.
<King_JT_the_First> what?
<Ruby> what?
<pastoralist> Guess
<King_JT_the_First> you're getting married?
<Ruby> you got a dog!
<ozy> you renamed France!
<King_JT_the_First> you're going to be a father?
<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> You discovered how to make your nipples lactate chocolate milk?
<Ruby> you won the lottery!
<King_JT_the_First> you're signing up for voluntary sterilization?
<ozy> you're being taken to court for child custody rights by an 11-year-old?
<King_JT_the_First> you're actually naked right now?
<PM_Emirthatank> you got laid?
<pastoralist> Ok, enough
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#almea irc.foreverchat.net
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<AnDreW_BeAn> some sicko is downloading gay porn from me on winmx
<Skyon> ...
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<zeedo> youd think that there would be some sort of rescue process for submarines
<zeedo> but it looks like the process is "call lots of people who have subs and then we'll all get here and do stuff"
<zeedo> which is a decent plan for a party, not so good for rescuing trapped submariners
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<vex> so about half an hour ago i took my medication and when i was washing it down with some water i started coughing
<vex> and two minutes ago i sneezed and one of the capsules i took flew out of my nose
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< Telal> "Sorry I came unglued earlier..."
< Telal> fuck that
< Akamu> Seriously
< Telal> she can stay on her side of the state
< Akamu> You know, you should turn gay.
< Akamu> Men don't do this shit in breakups
< Akamu> A fist fight and you can be freinds
< Telal> yeah, but then there's the buttsex
< Akamu> Well, everything has a downside
< Telal> haha
< Telal> I think that was the most objective discussion of homosexuality ever
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in #moo on afternet
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<Meflin> hmm someone is selling a 475 KW natural gas generator on ebay for $105,000 ... sold "as is" with all faults ... no warranty expressed or implied
<Continuity> kaboom
<Meflin> but they take pay pal .....
<Danamania> 475KW. wonder if that's enough for the webserver.
<Meflin> who in their right mind is going to eaby $100,000 as is :)
<Continuity> I think most people do the "no warranty" thing but I can't help thinking the buyer is going to recieve a moldy peanut with "lol" engraved on it
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< twatson> how the fuck are you addicted to effexor
< wkr4k4r> its addictive
< twatson> oh
< twatson> that makes sense
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[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasant
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#sbk irc.enterthegame.com
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