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#44909 (223/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shinster> i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend
<shinster> left my access card at my desk when i went to the bathroom before too...had to wait half an hour to find someone to let me back in
<shinster> it was like playing a badly designed fps where i couldn't open a door and nothing in my inventory would help
<shinster> kept walking back and forth trying all the door handles anyway
#44920 (80/150) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jvarner> heh. Tennis commentator at the olympics:
<jvarner> "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... oh my god, what have I just said?"
<nougatmachine> w00t
<jvarner> another fun one:
<jvarner> "Julian Dicks is everywhere - It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
<nougatmachine> haha
* nougatmachine loves this extremely highbrow humor
* jvarner gives nougatmachine a melvin.
#44901 (158/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister
#44914 (56/134) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SeaQaeS> hey!
<SeaQaeS> you guys wanne hear something cool?
<SeaQaeS> I've got a telepatic connection with my PC...
<SeaQaeS> My computer is in my room
<SeaQaeS> when I go downstairs to lay on the coutch and watch some tele.. I often
<SeaQaeS> get the feeling I have to go upstairs again (after 15 in or 2 hours or something)
<SeaQaeS> And when I go look at my screen, someone is talking to me on MSN
<SeaQaeS> so my computer is telling me telepaticly that someone is talking to me
<SeaQaeS> nice of him isnt?
<SeaQaeS> its true
<SeaQaeS> hmm.. now its telling me that noone gives a shit
#44906 (24/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<demian> yesterday when I got out of the AIX training class we had to do an evaluation and one of the questions was “AIX cons versus Solaris” and I put “girls don’t find AIX sexay. chicks dig Solaris. HOLLA!”
<sektie> chicks don’t dig solaris.
<sektie> wtf?
<sektie> it’s like comparing aids to genital warts.
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