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<jvarner> heh. Tennis commentator at the olympics:
<jvarner> "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... oh my god, what have I just said?"
<nougatmachine> w00t
<jvarner> another fun one:
<jvarner> "Julian Dicks is everywhere - It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
<nougatmachine> haha
* nougatmachine loves this extremely highbrow humor
* jvarner gives nougatmachine a melvin.
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