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#39781 (356/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phil> alright, guess what song i'm drumming on my keyboard
<phil> jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj
<ecks> wipeout....
<phil> wtf how'd you know?
<ecks> we're at a LAN party and you're sitting right behind me, dumbass
<phil> touche sir, touche
#39754 (199/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> i hate people who im me on aim, and expect me to keep the conversation going
<Rjx> do what I do
<Rjx> say 'brb'
<Rjx> and then don't return
<timmo> you stole that from me
<Rjx> brb
#39727 (204/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower
#39738 (228/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized.  But dude, look at who you're asking.  I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something.  I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased.
#39765 (128/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating hotpockets and Mountain Dew while whacking off to video games
* Lost buys it
#39734 (90/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled
<Omni> MASH ended in 1983.
<Omni> It's been canceled for 21 years.
<Mech> Now THATS lag time!
#39783 (48/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
#39771 (17/103) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
zakalwefrombetfair: hey - i bought a jar of expensive hazelnut coffee today
Kath : you dont usually?
zakalwefrombetfair: no - i hought i'd treat myself
Kath : is it good?
zakalwefrombetfair: its fucking horrible
#39760 (10/124) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> Projectile_Secretion has joined #rh-idlerpg
<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?
<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.
--> Weedums has joined #rh-idlerpg
<Projectile_Secretion> please
<Projectile_Secretion> :(
<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn
<Weedums> for his "sister"
<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?
<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking
<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks
<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel
<-- Projectile_Secretion has left #rh-idlerpg
<-- Weedums has left #rh-idlerpg
#39758 (9/139) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@crustgod> dude I fucked up again today
<@Xanthi> ?
<@crustgod> some chick was hitting on me, she said like "you can't resist me" and I was like "yeah I can" and she was like "not if I put your head between my legs" and I was like "I don't care, I'm nekro"
<@crustgod> =(
<@Xanthi> ..
Comment: #blackdeath-cult
#39733 (5/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and mass do the rest
longlivemarneus: lmfao
Jaeger2288: sorta like those installed ironing boards, if you hit the button its gunna come out hard and fast and someone may get hurt
#39774 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hurricane> My brother had to be a DJ at these special children's dance
<Hurricane> and he started playing a song called "Lets get retarded"
<LF> taking someone elses joke,
<LF> makes you retarded
#39782 (0/178) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CellyWili> I'm.... Filipino/Japanese/Chinese with a hint of Spanish....
<CellyWili> O.o;
<Arata> That's so many insults in one that i'm at a loss for words.

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