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#39676 (202/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#39722 (98/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tevi> ...i'm scared
<Tevi> there's music coming out of my computer
<WeirdHat> an ad maybe?
<Tevi> oh... wait
<Tevi> i'm playing an mp3
#39695 (135/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shingoki> Simple answer? Debian requires a brain the size of a planet to install. It hates all living things
<shingoki> You see when they created debian, the developers saw that it was so perfect, and so good, that it was an affront to God himself. Unable to destroy their beautiful creation, they instead vowed that it would never be installed by mortal man
<shingoki> And so they bound it forever inside an installer of such evil that no human could look upon it, yet alone use it
Comment: #blenderchat on freenode
#39712 (97/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all
<Gibo> we're english, it isn't our probem and we don't care
<cetra> lol
<DaedalusXXX> instead of desks, in schools they should have electric chairs, and every time someone says something stupid, they get 20kv up their ass
* DaedalusXXX was kicked by cetra (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)
<Gibo> hahahah
<cetra> Sometimes I hate myself :D
* DaedalusXXX has joined #gtforum
* cetra sets mode: +v DaedalusXXX
<DaedalusXXX> eh, wtf?
#39708 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed
#39677 (34/126) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Aero says your mom is like a shotgun Monte_Kano; one cock and she's ready to blow.
<Monte_Kano> i wish my mom was a shotgun
<ModdedCyborg> OH DEAR GOD
#39681 (31/135) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> RTFB
<utopian> Read The Fucking Bible
Comment: #geekissues acronym game
#39716 (21/167) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** DrVoke[retardad] has joined #atheism
<six> i thought [retarded] was the default option on irc
#39686 (17/141) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bobsquared> i hate it when i accidentally refresh the page when im half way through reading random bash quotes in case there was a really great one i missed never to see again :(
<Jon> jesus, i'm never speaking to you again. ever.
<Jon> ...not because you're a total fucking nerd... it's because i've felt that too :(
#39683 (13/141) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Rich: On August 25th, late at night, the Linux Fairy flies around the world on his magical steed.
Rich: And if you've been a good boy or girl, when you wake up, you might just find a shiny new Gentoo or Knoppix disc under your pillow.
Rich: If you've been a bad boy, however, the Fairy's steed will rape you up the ass with a chainsaw while the Fairy installs Red Hat on your computer.
#39728 (-1/161) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Vidgmchtr> I found that someone typed "Tampons!" on the google search tab of my web Browser and didn't care to delete itComment: studio64.yi.org/irc.opa-ages.com #gsc
#39684 (-1/91) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both.

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