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#39236 (209/347) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Dave: should i order anal grease with the cpu?
Dave: THERMAL
Dave: >< |
#39251 (129/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Searcher> Man, all my MacGyver'ing is going to come back and kill me. I just know it. Next to my bed, I have a chair stuck in the corner of the room. On either side of the corner, I have a two-by-four wedged. On top of the two-by-fours, I have a dowel rod duct-taped. Hanging from the dowel rods, just kind of hooked over the top, I have a fan, oscillating. Sitting on top the inverted fan's base, I have a speaker. One day, that speaker is going to fall on my head. |
#39228 (144/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JaneLame> i sent help@google.com an invitation to gmail, and at the "attached note" section i wrote - HOW DO I SEND AN INVITATION???!!!
<JaneLame> so they just sent me another invitation
<JaneLame> i think i'm gonna send one back
<issuez> haha
<issuez> IS THIS HOW?
<JaneLame> :DComment: #geekissues
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#39250 (113/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has joined #doom3fortress
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> anyone know how to bypass the CD requirement ??
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> my cdrom is screwin up
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> that or the game is
<ninja> or you didnt buy it
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has left #doom3fortressComment: #doom3fortress on GameSurge
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#39268 (90/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I'm voting kerry this election
<Rjx> I can't vote directly
<Rjx> but I find easily influenced people over the internet
<Rjx> and convince them to vote on my behalf |
#39245 (85/205) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+DarkSpirit> This sucks.
<+DarkSpirit> I got banned from Spanish class last week.
<+DarkSpirit> We were talking about the history of Spain, and how there is a large number of Asians living there.
<+DarkSpirit> And there's some jokes made about Japanese people pronouncing their "l's," like "r's."
<+DarkSpirit> There's some laughs.
<+DarkSpirit> And then we have to do these dialogues that we wrote ourselves.
<+DarkSpirit> Which are basiclly just conversations between a group of people
<+DarkSpirit> And we have to greet eachother and such.
<+DarkSpirit> And when it comes to be our turn, I tape my eyes back, so I look Japanese.
<+ricoblue> omg ds
<+ricoblue> lol
<+DarkSpirit> I turn my back to the class, and when my friend says "Hola."
<+DarkSpirit> I spin around, and as loud as I possibly can, yell "HORA! COMO ESTASU!"
<+DarkSpirit> And do the best jump kick I've ever done in my life.
<+DarkSpirit> And that's why I can't go back to Spanish class anymore. |
#39244 (47/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zak-> neuro, you can't be celibate if you're still in love with your hand
<neuro> We're not seeing each other
<Zak-> but i saw you two together last week!
<neuro> My hand is seeing the keyboard now
<Zak-> lolComment: #@Home on Austnet.org
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#39247 (40/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
· · Quit : Surreal [ ximaginary@66.187.166.5 ]
· · Joins : Surreal [ ximaginary@66.187.166.5 ]
[ Surreal ] omg -_-
[ Surreal ] My mom scared the cat and the cat tripped over my master switch for my computer |
#39225 (-2/184) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dragonx> accidentally put my head thru the wall haha, taking a shower to wash off the sheetrock
<laggerzero> pwn3d
<Dragonx> haha your so gay
<Dragonx> it was an accident
<Toba> sure
<Toba> I accidentally bash my head through walls ALL the time
<Dragonx> seriously
<Dragonx> lol
<Dragonx> at least i didnt hit a stud
<Dragonx> i tripped over a cat5 cable, cause we havent applied wireless yetComment: #theotherplace on irc.burghcom.com
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#39265 (-1/81) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cjswimmer> wow, uninstalling SP2 for XP Pro fucked my system up real good
<Recidivis> installing it in the first place probably didn't help
<cjswimmer> well I was halfway through installation of it when I bluescreened
<cjswimmer> when I started up again it restored the system to a point before the install
<Recidivis> what a poetic xp fuckupComment: #geekissues
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