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#37873 (227/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[@WhipSmart]if you're looking for reality, musicals are the last place to find it..
[@WhipSmart]I mean, look at West Side Story...
[@WhipSmart]he runs thru Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and only ONE girl looks out the window..?
[@WhipSmart] what's up with that..? |
#37896 (246/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TrafficCone> So I'm talking to my friend the day after I nailed his older sister in the bathroom ofthe local movie theater
<TrafficCone> and he starts going off about some time i made a total ass of my self in front of some girl i liked in high school when i was drunk
<FKNPWNED> Go on...
<TrafficCone> and there's a freaking platoon of people i don't want to hear this shit around, so i pipe up and say,
<TrafficCone> "Hey dude, your sister likes it when I slap her in the face with my Dick"
<TrafficCone> The next thing I know, I'm in the emergency room. The bastard knocked me out with a chair leg.Comment: 0wn3d
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#37866 (138/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas. |
#37846 (108/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ashura> anyone here familiar with emacs commands
<ashura> I tried to quit and now I don't appear to have gone anywhere. ^_^;
<bork> C-g C-g C-g C-g C-x C-c
<Maz> That sounds like someone choking to death. |
#37843 (147/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TrafficCone> Me: "So would you sleep with me for a milion bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "I guess. Thats a lota money."
<TrafficCone> Me: "How about 50 bucks?"
<TrafficCone> Her: "What do you think I am, a filthy whore?"
<TrafficCone> Me: "Well we know what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."
<TrafficCone> Earned me a slap, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, and I stand by that decision. |
#37847 (130/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Brad> haha dude, this guy thinks i'm a fucking crossdresser and wants to hook up
<lat> lol
<@Brad> he wants my pic though :/ shit
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<@Brad> lat, do you have any pics of transvestites?
<@Brad> or girls with big 12 inch floppy cocks hanging out of their dresses?
<@Brad 'cause i really need one
<dcm> what the FUCK?
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#37879 (68/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tenor> omg dude
<Tenor> i was at olive garden today
<Tenor> and my grandpa was there too
<Tenor> and he goes "hey, i didn't get a breadstick" (everyone else had)
<Tenor> then he goes "what am i, black?"
<Tenor> i almost died laughingComment: maybe we're all racists.... (from #tenor on irc.gamesurge.net)
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#37858 (41/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yed> fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
<Yed> its hard to type fap with 1 hand |
#37891 (-1/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Toxik) aww crap..
(Toxik) I just realised my bnc encrypted everything I wrote in #mysql |
#37887 (-1/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
«TranceX» Please help us welcome Baron27 to the network staff and msg him.
[PRVMSG from Fornasic received]
«Fornacis» Now that you're staff
«Fornacis» Can I be your bitch?
«Fornacis» And become staff too through it?
«Baron27» I just became an oper.. so it would be pointless hehe.
«Fornacis» Oh...
«Fornacis» I'm talking about over the long term...
«Fornacis» I'll ride your coat tails to the top
«Fornacis» Even if it takes a YEARComment: This guy was willing to do almost anything to become oper
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#37874 (-3/163) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Mage> scoobiedo FIX ME PLZ
* @Penguin4x4 shoots up Mage with some Ecsatcy
<@Mage> cdkey plz
<@Penguin4x4> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
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<@Mage> thx
<@Mage> wait
<@Mage> fuck youComment: irc.zirc.org #OA
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