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#36217 (179/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck
<Bog> i mean type
<Bog> ..Comment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
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#36168 (167/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra. how do you get it out without taking a piss/chopping your penis off?
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i need an answer QUICK |
#36213 (129/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif
Einhander MK II: gf*
Einhander MK II: see :( |
#36142 (97/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day
<timmo> and we were driving his womans car
<timmo> he got a nose bleed and i was looking through the glovebox
<timmo> for tissues
<timmo> the only thing i saw was a tampon
<timmo> he shoved it in his nose
<timmo> the thing they dont tell you is
<timmo> when a tampon soaks up blood
<timmo> it expands
<timmo> so after like 5mins
<timmo> hes trying to pull it out
<timmo> and its not coming out
<timmo> eventually he got it out
<timmo> and threw it on the sidewalk of the mall
<timmo> :x |
#36113 (95/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace!
<-- uidzer0 has quit (Quit: BitchX: try our Windows 95/98 and Windows NT 4 flavors too!)
--> uidzer0 (~uidzer0@68.101.43.169) has joined #solaris
<uidzer0> i do not condone or endorse my last quit message.
<uidzer0> that's all. peace
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#36239 (87/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ozwald> some guy my mom knows at work (ive never met him) bought me a 50$ book on java
<ozwald> from amazon
<+retry> wow
<ozwald> called thinking in java
<+retry> nothing says I wanna fuck your mother like a book on java
<ozwald> i know
<ozwald> oh well
<Rift> prolly saying, im scrogging your mom and will soon be your step dad, so here is a giftComment: #maddox on WhatNET
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#36209 (67/157) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes
[@lsd] can't be much longer now |
#36221 (65/185) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone
<_Dim_> the fun part is, it's an image of the test im getting tomorrow :D |
#36225 (51/155) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> ....!!!!
<@STompy> :/
<+NWC_Omega> oi
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S |
#36182 (56/172) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old today! I (Barhom) just wanted to congrat in some special way, and I thought of all of you guys helping me, I just need you guys todo this: /msg TheAvatar HAPPYBDAY!!!
(@Biggs`) what the bejesusing fuck
(@Biggs`) stfu
(@Biggs`) noob
... a minute or two later ...
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: Since you guys did a great job and accidently crashed TheAvatar's mirc he couldn't reply to you all and say Thank you! (He really wanted too) - Anyways you can see a early printscreen that he took only couple of seconds after the last msg here http://www.bullettimes.com/bday1.jpg
(@Biggs`) *accidentally* crashed, wtf
(@Biggs`) that was about as deliberate as it gets |
#36180 (45/147) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sahal> 6 million ways to die
<sahal> choose one
<mETh> i will
<sahal> i choose MSpaint |
#36160 (44/170) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime
<rpop> demons enter through the penis!?
<scorf> it would appear so, from this thing I read on the internet which is true!
<rpop> not even 7 am and I've been enlightened already! |
#36129 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<genitals> who gives the greatest head in the world
<genitals> nick berg
<rolloffle> lol. |
#36212 (-1/171) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<issuez> how in the fucking shit
<issuez> did i buy soy milk instead of 2 %
<issuez> THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRYComment: #geekissues
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#36208 (-7/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org |
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