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<ozwald> some guy my mom knows at work (ive never met him) bought me a 50$ book on java
<ozwald> from amazon
<+retry> wow
<ozwald> called thinking in java
<+retry> nothing says I wanna fuck your mother like a book on java
<ozwald> i know
<ozwald> oh well
<Rift> prolly saying, im scrogging your mom and will soon be your step dad, so here is a gift
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