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#34477 (354/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped.
<umopepisdn> I ended up cutting about half of the tire off of the rim with a pair of scissors because I didn't know what to do.
<umopepisdn> Then I realized that the spare tire has got a rim on it.Comment: Ah yes... nerds and cars =)
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<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5 automatically for me?
<Mayseth> Why don't you just push F5 and not write the script?
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[sQurl] jesus is there anything that isn't broken right now?
[r1ch] customers phones
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<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory
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<Josho> haha fox fucked up
<Josho> caption: BRUTAL DAY
<Josho> bitch is talkign about people dead in iraq
<Josho> and there's this video of a guy skiing
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<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address?
<Unrelated> so that I can effectively turn it into a virtual HDD?
<SlackDug> url ramdrive
<migas> - "ramdrive": http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?page=ramdrive
<Unrelated> not the same though
<SlackDug> it's never the same as the real thing ;[
<Unrelated> I'm trying to find a way to install, and run, Win3.11 entirely in RAM
<everest> why?!
<Unrelated> shits and giggles
<everest> you need a girlfriend
<Unrelated> true as that may beComment: #geekissues
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<philth> I quit reading after to kill a mockingbird gave no advice on how to kill a mackingbird
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<Rjx> ah shit
<Rjx> I just accidently called my girlfriend fatComment: #geekissues
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<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
<BlasterDRP> british toothpaste company?
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<msk> i am seeing Kevin SMith talk tonight
<msk> at UC Berkeley
<phr0work> um
<phr0work> why's it such a big deal blondy?
<phr0work> what's kevin smith going to talk about?
<phr0work> how to write shitty movies?Comment: #bifemunix
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<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
<Badtz> ...
<Badtz> that sounds like the plot to a strange japanese movie.
<Badtz> minus a few rapes.
<scyth> yeah, or a terribly wrong bukkake movie
<Badtz> same difference.Comment: #geekissues EFnet
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<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges
<rpoop> in the section on the application where you can ask them questions, comments, etc
<rpoop> I asked a few what the tomatoes taste like in their area ;[Comment: #geekissues | Context: Discussing organic vegetables tasting better

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